probation help...when will i get tested?

hey im coming up on probation soon (May 4th) and i was just wondering how long before i get tested by a probation officer or whoever does it. I smoke pretty much every weekend and as long as i have a couple of weeks i dont think ill have any problem getting the thc out of my system, but if any of you know a general time when i might get tested it would help me out a lot. thanks.

 

so um...no one here has ever been on probation? no one's ever been tested by the man?

 

yea dude i was on probation a couple years ago..twice...but there is not really a specific time they give you a test and thats all i can help you out with about your question

BUT ill give you a trick. if your in a meeting with your PO and at the end of the meeting he/she asks you if you have any questions, ASK WHEN AND IF YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE A DRUG TEST. its not like they are going to test you right there because they have to tell you ahead of time before the meeting so you can drink alot of liquid to pee. so. ask them and if they want to soon(in a week or 2) then say you want to make an appointment the next month(like 3 or 4 weeks) because your "busy" that day they want to.

if you got anything i said then i advise you to do so.

she asked me if i could do a drug test right then and i said i just peed so she asked me when im going to be availble and i said the month after(i gave her the date) and she said ok see you then and in those weeks drink as much water as you can. like 5-7 bottles a day if you can.

good luck bro

 

badass man thanks a lot...

 

i also hear that the DAY before if you consume like a whole big bottle (or two to be safe) of 100% CRANBERRY juice..then it should flush it right out your system..adn the next day your good to go. just make sure you pee 5-8 times before the meeting...

 

everybody says that. and its not true...mabye a week or 2 of 100% cranberry juice will work faster than water but deffinatly not the day before

 

you have a really beautiful sig

 

because she is really beautiful

 

i was on state and city probation here and never got tested and they never came to may house even when i was on house arrest

 

thanks all for the help...however we digressed from the original topic of my probation to asana's hotnes...though, she is pretty hot...

my next post will be about her hotness...

again, thanks for the help...

 

yeah cuz the shits in your mucle and fat tissue you dont just drain it like your a sponge in a day takes some time for body to regenerate in a way if you know what im sayin

 

my charge was in my college town...well for summer im back home so all i havta do is send in monthly reports basically saying i didnt get arrested that month...so i wont get any tests til my first meeting when i get back to school in august...badass, huh? well, not so badass...im still on probation...but at least i get a couple more months with my beloved...