The craziest thing youve ever done....

What is the craziest thing you've ever done?!?!?!?



I think mine is jumping of a bluff.....

 

I got asked by two policeman on a motorway at 4.00am to empty my pockets.I pulled out two carrots - one in each hand and I was wearing a bullet belt,cos I was a rocker then.They flinched - but relaxed when they saw it was just carrots.

 

That hilarious.

 

Ummmmm...
skydiving AFF
Speeding in a residential neighborhood, & getting pulled over w/ a joint in my mouth..(I still have no idea how I got away with that)
Did 120 mph through Ohio...(no radar gun reading, narrowly averted disaster there, too)
Hopped a plane to Seattle once, for absolutely no apparent reason. Nobody even knew I went. Blew off work even. Wandered around the city for a month or so.
Oh yeah, & I mud wrestled naked once for a hundred in cash.
I liked the carrot story!

 

shaved all my body hair for $50............ I felt smooth.

 

Pulled a knife on a friend of mine, yelled at him for a bit, then roamed the neighbor hood looking for some ones ass to kick. Those were dark times.

To this day we're still good friends.

EDIT: now were we looking for Koo Koo (crazy) insane, or Yeehaw dare devil insane?

 

you're 14
you don't know what body hair is
trust me

umm... I can't say the craziest thing I've ever done,
because I don't know what perspective I am suppossed to look at it from for a fair judgement, if that makes sense

 

hmm, recently-peed out of a window sever floors high with my friend..(i know, not very nice..we weren't in the most sober state)
broke into a historical monument/garden at night to watch a concert
sigh..thats not very exiciting..

 

sang bob dylan songs on top of town hall all night long whilst trashed?

lol that carrot story is absolutely awesome

 

1. Joined the Army on my 17th birthday because I was tired of people telling me what to do in high school

2. Walked across the Arkansas River on a bridge railing – drunk on a $10.00 bet

3. Brought 10 Keys of weed in a duffel bag on a greyhound bus halfway across the country.

4. Married someone because they were pregnant

5. Told my boss what I really thought X too many

6. Got old while I was not looking

I like the carrot story a lot too

 

I feel like that already and I'm only 18.

 

Hmm... toughie.

1.) Spent most of the night in a Wal*Mart with friends (due to severe boredom),
2.) Bungee Jumped (whee),
3.) Broke into an abandoned school (boredom),
4.) Pranced around town (late at night) nekkid (friends were there, 'twas a dare),
5.) "Store tipped" several times (where you take EVERY boxy item and turn it upside down. Do this to items BEHIND items, I'm talkin about EVERYTHING.)
6.) Flamed several poor defenseless inanimate objects to the ground (fire, burns),
7.) Started engaging conversations with random people, and swore up 'n down that I knew them from somewhere (really, I swear to [insert god/diety here] that I met them before),
8.) Pretended to be a hobo for a few days (made $25, which was used to buy one (1) share of microsoft)

... And that's not everything. I'll remember summore later.

 

Probably lit a road on fire. And that was when I was 8. We poured metho all over the road and lit and cars where like stopping in it adn peopel were getting out adn chasing us.

 

I always wanted to do that. Or at least see that.

I think the craziest thing I ever did was freak out at a rock climbing place, and nought two days later I was climbing up the side of a cliff without any kind of safety ropes or anything. I almost fell twice but the rock wall at the rock climbing place was scarier. I never did go back to the rock climbing place but have since scaled many other things without safety ropes or anything.

 

(1) Blew the front out of a store (it was around the 4th of July and did not know a soccer ball bomb from the indians would do that much damage.)
(2) scavenger hunt with police car parts on the list
(3) bombing missions (you filled a big gulp cup with pop, chilli, mustard ect and well you got somebody to roll down the window and well they would chase ya around town cops would try to find ya ect)
(4) relocated a Kmart sidewalk sale to a car lot next door. (took 7 guys and 2 hrs to do it, was very tired)
(5) throw up on a police officer while being questions if I had been drinking, saying oh shit afterwards as he just stared and then point and laugh at him. Small town, parents kicked my ass.

 

1. Set several random hay bails near a church on fire.
2. Stole several thousand dollars worth of electronics from area Wal-Marts (no lie, it was back in my klepto days, i quit cuz my parents we starting to wonder how i got so many dvds and stuff from mowing the lawn every two weeks for 20 dollars.)
3. Threw a TV out of the back of a speeding jeep onto the freeway(first midnight of summer)
4. Almost got eaten alive by fish twice my size. (alligator gar, totally not fun)
5. Smoked a joint on the roof of the Highschool with my friends(i dont even go to that high school cuz im homeschooled but it was a blast anyways)
6. Stole a bottle of wine from the grocery store.

man im such a teenager. :|

 

Moved in with a woman I'd met only days before. That was October of 1981. We married the following year, and in 1984, we had our first child. In '87, we had another.

We are still together, still HAPPY, our kids are the kindest people we know.

Crazy it was- and many people warned us that what we were doing was high risk, and in retrospect, it was EXTREMELY high-risk.

But that was the best decision of my life, without question.

 

deliberately rolled down a long set of concrete steps at the elementry school i was going to at the time. this was when i was in about the fourth grade. didn't hurt myself at all. really thought it was cool how many people freeked out and thought i was likely to have.

tried to elope, once when i was in kindergarten and again when i was in third grade.

nothin much that's worthy of this thread really
that's about all i can think of

i suppose climbing and crawling arround on the underside of bridges, in/on the maintainence access spaces, i do like to explore places i haven't been before.

well there was this time on a drill rig out in nevada when i accidently kicked this round rubber gismo for wiping the mud off the steel as it was being pulled, off the high plaform i was standing on to unscrew the steel as it was being pulled back out to replace the bit, with a big pipe wrench. anyway the round rubber gismo wasn't that heavy, not like the wrench would have been, and the driller below me was wearing his hard hat, as was i, but it was a long way down and it still could have conked him pretty good if it had landed on his head, which fortunately it didn't. sure caught his attention when it splatted on the deck next to him though.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Ah so crazy doesn't mean strange here, it means things you probably shouldn't have done but did anyway. In that case...

I took all the hinges off the stall doors in the bathroom at the school I went to once but sadly they were replaced within an hour and there was no "investigation" as to "who dunit" I thought there be at least a few hours of classes missed while they questioned our class but alas no.

I fell off the garage roof before I could jump off and almost broke my leg.

Oh, I once stole all the toilet paper in the school and stashed it in an empty portable. I'm not so sure as to why I got it into my head to do that, no doubt it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I rearranged my neighbours kitchen while they were out once but strangly they didn't seem to notice.

Haha, And the Ultimate Evil! I wrote alsorts of comments in library books generally about the book or things I recomended doing. Actually I should have said I write in library books because I still do. (Oh no!)

None of its really that crazy but it's beyond me as to why I do it.

 

i suppose climbing and crawling arround on the underside of bridges, in/on the maintainence access spaces

I'd love to hear more about that... I once tried writing a fictional account of a guy walking across an Ohio River bridge, and deciding to just climb over the railing, and dangle just for fun. Only he does so, then gets too terrified to climb back over. It's the only thing I ever wrote that scared, well, me. I've read various "urban exploration" sites but don't recall ever reading about exploring bridges like that. Sounds pretty kewl tho.