Character of Jesus

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Green, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Who would Jesus assassinate?
     
  2. Ostard

    Ostard Member

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    He would not make it
     
  3. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    himself, apparently, haha
     
  4. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    probably most modern christians since they contrast sharply with his teachings on many things
     
  5. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    No one. Christians would assassinate him today, because they wouldn't recognize him hanging down at the corner with the dope addicts and prostitutes.
     
  6. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    If Jesus knows what's good for him, he'd assassinate Bush.

    And that's all I'm gonna say.

    Except for, "Fuck Bush!"
     
  7. sunshine and pearls

    sunshine and pearls Member

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    um, no one (speaking only as a christian) Jesus did not believe in violence. when the soldiers came to take him and the diciples tried to fight them with sword on soldier was wounded and Jesus told his bros to stop and healed the soldier and prayed for their soul. although, i might have to agree with Lib. for the first time ever (I think a marked occassion :)) Jesus would be out helping the outcasts and the down trodden of life and many christians would not recognize him and he may well be assassinated by them.
     
  8. rayne_lyric

    rayne_lyric Member

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    Hey man, I agree with you! Most Christians today who say they follow Christ's teachings are no differant than the Jewish Pharasis who said they followed God's teachings.
     
  9. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    This thread reminds me of the Family Guy NRA video where Moses and Jesus are shooting the Romans with machine guns :)
     
  10. sunshine and pearls

    sunshine and pearls Member

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    Burbot you sure watch a lot of T.V. you always have a show that things remind you of. :)
     
  11. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    I just have no social life :p
     
  12. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    mr.morrison, great sig picture, lol. Amazing.
     
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