When a man and a woman are having sex, who is smarter? The man because he is plugged into the smart one.
here's a good joke. it's only partly about sex, but it's hilarious anyway. Little Johnny's walking down the hall and he's passing his mom's room. He hears the word shit and he asks what it means. "It means makeup" says his mother. So he keeps walking down the hall and his two older brothers are in their room, fighting and calling eachother dicks and pussies. Little johnny asks what those words mean and they say they mean hats and coats. He walks down the stairs and he hears the word fuck. He asks what it means and his dad says it means stuffing, as in stuffing the turkey. So then the doorbell rings. It's little johnny's aunt and uncle. So he opens the door and says: "Hi, let me take your dicks and pussies! Mom's upstairs putting shit on her face, and dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
i love that joke.......women are much smarter muhahaaa second joke is hilarious haven't heard it in a while
I got one! Okay, okay. So Two hillbillies are sittin in a bar and a pretty girl walks in! So, so she's eating, and something gets caught in her throat! Well one hillbilly says "we better give her the hindlick manuever!" So they go over to her and pull her pants down and lick her ass! She's so scared she vomits the food up! Then the hillbilly says "that hind-lick manuever sure works!!!" HAHAHAHAHA! WASN'T THAT HEELARIOUS?!!? Mine is better than all of yours! Bwahaha!!!! Bow! (uh oh!)
lol those were funny! i have one of my own: whats the diference betwwen mosqitoes and girls? mosquitoes stop sucking when you slap them. one of my friends told me that when i was in 4rth grade so i didnt really understand it until i learnt the terms .
This cali dude wants an all over tan so he buys a thong and heads down to the beach. when he gets home he reliezes hes tan all over except his tallywaker so he goes back down to the beach burys himself in the sand and leaves his thingy hanging out. before long these two old ladies come walking by and spot him stiking out there. one old lady kinda pokes it with her cane a bit and lets out this long sad sigh. "whats the matter gladys" ? says her friend. "well" says gladys, " when i was in my twenties i wanted it, when i was in my forties i needed it, when i was in my sixties i missed it, now here i am in my eighties the damn things are growing wild and i cant even squat !
how incredibly sexist. the man is the smart one because he was able to convince the woman to have sex with him.
hehe....i got one...it''s kinda nasty tho..... This fella gets put in jail, well the first day, the guard take him to his cell and when he gets in he see's his cell mate, a 6'8" 300+lbs black man sitting on the side of the bed jacking off......he blows his wad, and jumps up screaming touch down, touch down.....drops his drawers, stick his ass out and says...extra point attempt...cracks a big fart and yells...it's good, it's good... well this new guy is like...dude, what the hell are you doin....his cell mate says...man, you in here so long you gotsta play games wit yo self, or you go crazy.......the new guy is like O...K... well after about 3 mo's of nothingness, the guy thinks back to his first day...gets this little shit eatin grin and sits up on the side of the bed, and starts beating the hell outta it.....bout 5 minutes into it he blows his wad, jumps up in the air screaming....Touchdown! Touchdown!....drops his drawers, sticks his ass out and says...Extra point attempt....cracks a fart....and the black man said.... BLOCKED THAT KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!
here i got one for you ppls its kinda funny and kinda stupid . these two elderly lady are sitting at the bus stop smokin their cigarettes waitin for the bus. all of a sudden it starts raining and one of the olde ladies goes in her purse and grabs a condom. she cuts the tip off and slips it over her cigarette. the other lady said why do you do that. and she replied so the cigarettes doesn't get wet. so the 2nd lady went to the gas station the next day and asked the clerk " do you have condoms that will fit a camel?".
