The Stoner's Best Friend Game

DRUMS!!!!!!!!!

I fuckin love drums man haha

And frisbee...

Frisbee + Drums + Weed = good day.

 

...wait what the fuck am I talking about, it equals Frumsbeed

 

^^omg Lol

 

cartoons

 

I always get mad stoned and play frisbee with my dog

 

Dogs. Dogs are a stoner's best friend. Especially dogs that have curly hair. They like living stuffed animals, man.

 

A standard piece of A4 paper

this paper has numerous qualities.

fold the paper in half, lengthwise (the longer middle, not the shorter middle)

then fold the lengthwise edges the other direction.

now you have a tray

in this tray, you can store weed

you can keep a large paper when rolling a large joint

you can use the triangular nature of the tray to pour weed accurately into your piece

you can fold the paperand carry prepared weed around wherever

it can be disposed of easily

it is easily hidden - amongst other papers

it must usually not even be hidden! - 'just some notes'

unlike a bowl, the end crumbs are easily accessed

if scraping resin, the paper absorbs liquid from the resin making it easier to smoke (it can be surprising how much water is absorbed)

it will not break from impact.

when it does break, it can be replaced indefinately (only truelly indefinately if the plants which are used to grow the weed youre smoking are also turned into paper but no one even lives indefinately so it doesnt matter so shut the fuck up right now before i tell your mum the truth about not wearing a condom last night when in bed with her


hey you know what, it can be turned into a paper plane when youre finnished

 

this is actually kind of wierd, but I really enjoy working on my car when I'm stoned. if i'm ripped there's no way in hell i'll work on it, i can't function enough, but just stoned it's really fun. i have a piece of shit car that ALWAYS needs something replaced, or something fixed, or something changed, so sometimes when I get stoned I just head outside and work on it for like 30 mins. much funner than working on it sober.

 

I do that also man. Last friday I got paid so I smoked some and cashed my check. Then I paid all my bills and got a supercharger for my car! Haha, it was a total random purchase, but I finally got it all hooked up!

 

my best friend is loud rap music that rocks my world. it makes me twitch and shit.

 

my best friend is loud rap music that rocks my world. it makes me twitch and shit.

 

my best friend is 3D glasses, those ones you get with movies and they have red on one side and blue on the other, haha fuck they are too good, you always forget your wearing them

 

^^ fucking GENIUS

 

what about wal mart? they have EVERYTHING there.