Straighten them out and use them on camping trips to barbecue hot dogs or marshmallows. OOOOR... Use them as the round frames to make dream catchers!
Make a crazy pair of spectacles - wear them to a nightclub,get arrested then use them to pick the lock and escape. failing that - you could embed it into a carved wooden stick and file it down,flat so it shines.Pretty much any soft metal is good for that.. Or make a rubbish tv aerial
take them to the scrapyard and sell them by the pound. Leave a handful of them at a time at the laundrymat until you get rid of them all. Give them to that crazy aunt who never throws anything away, because she thinks she might find some use for them someday. But do not, I repeat, DO NOT become just like her and let the clutter run you out of your home!
i tried the glasses once, it didnt work though. and can you really sell them at a scrap yard?? we get tons of them and i hate to throw them away.