Can you english people help me?

I have problem and it is that i have to annoy my science teacher cuz he's crazy and its my turn to annoy him and he hates england and i was wondering if it would offend you all if i spoke in an english accent to annoy him

 

erm... what accent do you have anyway? where you from?

im sure all us english people talk in random other accents to annoy other peopple, hell, my flat mate talks with a portuguese accent to help my portuguese flatmate feel more at home!! its hilarious!

why does your science teacher hate england? that'll probably offend us more

 

No a few of my mates do that and its just amusing

I dunno the best way to annoy a brit - maybe talk about the queen alot and the royal family, maybe even say you like America something like that will always annoy me a bit LOL

 

im from america

 

Argh! So long as its not that bloody stereotypical accent everyone thinks we all talk in!

 

haha innit

 

Yeah we all speak the queens english lol

 

learn the accent............ how now brown cow

 

I hate the Queen.

 

I don't hate the Queen, however i know she doesnt exactly do much i just like the idea of having her

 

Is the queen on the dole?

She doesnt work - non of them do

Im not one for the royals really

 

i dont like the queen. its all a bit silly these days. but hey...

englandroxmysox dude, how about a really cheesy cockney accent or a northern or west counry accent that relaly sticks out to wind your teacher up

 

ar... i do like te be a farmer me!!!

 

haha, ok dude, fair enough!!

 

Ere........ yuz wanna be atroyin ah Cornish ahccsent.... youz carrrn`t getz any more Englisher than a Cornishman.






Innit.

 

doesnt cornwall have its own language... or did... not very english is it innit... or something

 

yea many people in cornwall want it to be a separate state

 

Speak in a Scottish accent and then only Scottish people will understand you. That would annoy him even more.

 

Is the queen on the dole?

You will know if she is - there'll be a glazed look in her eyes and a faint whiff of ghanja
as she walks past - also she will talk a lot about programmes on TV that no-one-else knows about (unless they took a recent sickie from work) like the ones that have a person doing sign language.

 

hey i know many people who look and smell like that 24 seven, and not on the dole.......... we are hard working students you see :&
peacex