just start ranting

i waqs explaining wat good green looks like to this guy the other day and i was like u want some light light green, kinda white white like a cloud and a cloud is made outa water and water keeps all living things alive and if we dont have life wat do we have, nothing, just like in space, we should put some trees on the moon and make it inhabital or maybe with mars and mars is red just like my favorite kool-aid it so good and sweet the ultimate thirst quencher but gatoade says that its the best but its not gatorade can kiss my ass just george clooney i HATED him in batman and robin hes was so gay but not as gay as brokeback mountain and scary movie 4 tried to make fun of it but that move was sucked i went in there expecting it to be the funniest movie ever but half way thru the movie i was just like where am i, i coulda been at school watchin a movie for all i knew, school is trippy as hell, all those ppl talkin to u but the teachers r the worst the talk to u like they know everything but i could teach some of my teachers i have one teacher with a neck like and old lady's flabby arm

 

..yeah

 

umm...yay, good green

 

I'm supposed to start ranting?

WELL

I don't understand why coconuts have to be so damn hard to open because they are possibly one of the most delicious foods ever created HOWEVER they must think its a pretty funny joke that we cant get into them without using knives and power and it takes forever but then when you get into one it's sooo good

okay

how was that

 

That was A-Grade ranting

 

good, i'd say

 

Thank you I've had issues with coconuts lately

like the coconut that fell on my head, the two coconuts that i mutilated and put back in the fridge because i couldnt get into them

 

ya see, thats the reason why im not a big coconut fan. its to much hassel to get the damn thing open, why even bother? now if someone else was strong enough to open the coconuts, then i would eat em

 

Okay.

 

ok im back and ive got another rant


my girlfriend broke up with me today making me get stoned and now im listening to queen whos lead singer had AIDS and AIDS is nasty and only whore should get it not high class whore but the ones for 20 bucks with prepaid room 20 bucks will get so fucked up if u know where to put it and bells r rings but i think it has to do something with a bycicle my phone wont quit ringin with ppl wanting to come over cause my parents r outa the house i will not eat them with a mouse or a house i will not eat them sam i am i will not eat your green eggs and ham

(sooo many innuendos)

 

you'd be suprised at how many more people bother to read your posts if you use basic punctuation and grammar.

 

puntuation and grammer takes to much time and i cant rant properly if i have to think about it

 

you couljd always go back?

 

wowee

it all just fits together at the end
like a big circle

 

i got drunk today i hadnt been that drunk since my cruise and then i was so wasted i couldnt talk to these girls that came up to me but i found out the next day i saw em and they were ugly so the vodka saved me just like micheal jackson saved ever child from lonilness, is that so bad that he would spend the night with them just so they wont be scared at night and im scared of clowns that chase u at midnight when ur stumbling home hoping noone recognizes ubut its all good if u eat more chicken, i love chic fil a its so sweet and good just like rocky horro picture show has any1 seen that movie its the shit but not really little shop of horrors it wasnt that good and has any1 read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy the answer is 42 but whats the question

 

yea thats a pretty good one man