Anyone else?

The biggest issue for us men is the womens liberation issue, we all know they belong in the kitchen, and my hand keeps getting tired from forcing them back in there

 

My biggest problem is Capitalism.

 

Tee hee.

 

agreed.

 

Jeez, don't you know you're supposed to use an ankle chain that's locked to something in the room, so we can't leave the kitchen? Men, hmph

 

damn, what are the father's teaching the boys these days if it's not how to keep women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen?

 

oh, that's right, they're absentee fathers....

 

ahh why don't watches make good gifts for women?

 

because there's one on the stove?

 

Certain women have no place in the hustle and bustle of the workingmans world, and therefore are better off in the kitchen, but then you got some women who are out there and belong there.

how come nobody wants to do housework anymore?

 

Its not a matter of wanting to, its a matter of they have to. The only thing that seperates the want from the have is the back, of my hand

 

Just make a giant kitchen the size of a mall, make it look like a mall on the outside, tell all the women we're taking them shopping, and once we get them in the kitchen we'll shut the doors and lock them. Its a genius plan. Whos with me?

 

Your a woman, who cares if you find something funny or not, just aslong as the food is good and the house it clean.

And I'm with Green for that, but the only problem is youll have to get the food out to the real people at some point

 

P.S. the perfect way to get them in there would be with a giant banner

"SHOE SALE 70% EVERYTHING"

 

Taco, this is not the forum for this type of post.