I hate your ass farts.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HerbuhLovuh, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    They reak of rotten meat.
    So ah!
     
  2. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    My farts smell like flowers
     
  3. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    The sentiment kind of sucked but the metaphore was beautiful man!
     
  4. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Your flowers stink like shit!
     
  5. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i like to leave a dead fish in my underwear drawer
     
  6. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    My dog likes to lick your dirty underwear, punk.
     
  7. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    *fart*
     
  8. Gh0sTiNnyc

    Gh0sTiNnyc Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I take pills so that my bowel movements and farts smell like freshly baked cinnamin buns........
    oh yeah baby...... sniff my ass.
     
  9. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    I take big dumps all the time at least as many times as I eat so that when I do fart it has no detectable odor as there is no rotten feces in my intestines waiting to scent it up, ahahaha!
    Not easy to do with the food most of us eat though, which has a natural tendency to stick to the intestinal walls and gunk up and not pass through. Then if you combine that with most peopels tendency to not dirnk water you have an intestine that is squeezing in on itself to find moisture and even moreso not letting go of any of its compost pile, LoL.
     
  10. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    you need to eat meat to make bile.. bile smells HORRIBLE .... bile breaks down animal fats..


    no animal .. no animal fat.. no bile.. no stink
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I get the biggest gassiest smelly bass reflex farts after i eat a bunch of vegetables or salad.

    when i eat nothing but a bunch of meat and bread then i only get the smaller, less smelly SBD farts.

    but when i eat chicken, those smaller farts can clear out a whole bigass room full of people with only one little teeny tiny "pop" of air.
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    ya can't mix the two..


    smell me
     
  13. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Well not to be a smart ass but you have limited bile to the function of digesting meat which is only one mere possibility of its uses. ;)
     
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