toasters

what are your thoughts on toasters?

 

bread kills,

 

that they, um, toast things

oh, and that ours is old and uses way too much electricity... if anything else aside from a lamp is runnin gon the same breaker thinger, it always makes things turn off

 

wow. that is on highpowered toaster. does it toast shit in like two seconds flat, or what?

 

that was what first came to mind when I thought of toasters. I eat alot of toast. I have a toaster that toasts 4 pieces of bread at once and for some reason the two dials are set the same and yet I have to listen for the one side to pop up and then hurry up and pop up the other side by hand or else the toast on that one side gets burnt.

I do know this one guy who had to use a toaster oven in his sleeping room for heat from the cold as there was no heat in the building. So toasters can be whacked out. I don't put my pop tarts in the toaster, cause I find that I am usually to hungry to wait for the pop tarts to toast before I am going to want to eat them.

Toast and butter and strawberey jam is good to eat though, also try making toast and then putting peanut butter on it and tehn honey on top of that. I like that. I just like toast.

 

naw, just nearly as old as I am

 

I think toasters should never be given any form of artificial intelligence
For if they are, they will constantly complain about how meaningless their existance is because the only purpose they have is to make toast, which is not an activity that is very common amongst the average person

 

I'm hard on appliances. They never last that long for me. Most don't make it to the second year.

 

It got thrown into storage for a long time, when my folks bought a newer nicer one (one with thick slices so they could put their home-made bread into it without having to slice it super thin)

and I took it when I moved out a while ago, bwahaha, it's mine now!

 

I thought toasters became obsolete around the time microwave ovens were invented-maybe that's just me-it may have a lot to do with the fact that the two main girls that cooked for me in my adult life were Asian-('toaster;what is toaster?')-but that's OK-that means I was better off without all that toast and pop-tarts (I had almost forgot what a pop-tart was).

 

wifie likes toast. microwave's over at mom's (who doesn't use it)

also have and sometimes use very old open fraime manual toaster made back in the 1920s some time.

not much for toast or even bread myself. but wifie likes it.

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Hmmm, we must have the same toaster, because mine does the same exact thing.

 

i hate poptarts but toaster strudels are heavenly

 

Toaster...one of my favorite words in the English language. Just ask...anyone that knows me. I say it far too often.