So I was thinking about the meaning of life and stuff. Kind of depressing, so I moved on and decided to just live life. I think I've got it. The way OTHER PEOPLE SEE you...is through the THINGS YOU DO. Does that make sense? extra, very related topic: Anyone ever had bud so dank that they took ONE FUCKING HIT and now they're BAKIN' like BACON?! extra, very very related topic: Bakin' Bacon Baby Bombers (low-fat!) Fresh Oven 3 strips of bacon Toothpicks (optional) Pan "Prepare" bacon for battle on your "preparation surface". Assemble bacon in "attack formation" in oven. Place pan beneath the "armed fighters". Turn oven to 420 degrees Fahrenheit. (some ovens only move in increments that will not allow this magic temperature. fortuantely, it has been formulaically proven that 450 degrees Fahrenheit works comparably well, but can obviously be no match for the "magic temperature".) Close oven. As soon as you want to take the bombers out, use appropriate methods to do so (but beforewarned: the bombers have never, ever been cooked fully before four minutes and twenty seconds have elapsed). Regular checking may be necessary for the ultimate quest to be fufilled. ---->*Formulaic attempts have been made towards calculating the most ----->universal, most precise baking time, but due to variances in oven ----->types, no substantial gains have been made in this field as of yet. ----->Feel free to decide your OWN time, and cook the bombers to the ----->way YOU like them. ----> ---->*Best results may occur when consumed in company with good ----->companions "Dude, you making bombers?" "Yeah man, I'm making bombers!" "Dude, put a little CHEESE inside them." "Yeah man, and a pretzel!"
Wow. That's absolutely awesome... The bacon bombers thing. I loved the attack formation and all that... LMAO
I'm using bombers in the figurative sense, I suppose. Or no, I was using both terms as slang synonyms for "plane armed with bomb".
I think that I should just add related topics to this thread for now, but this is a related topic. extra extra very very related topic: Bakin Bombers cook in ovens ovens look like washing machines from the outside How To Do Laundry 1. Get the stuff (clothes (marijuana)) 2. Pack it (place clothes loosely in washer (bong)) 3. Spark it (put soap in (spark) and turn the machine on (fluid in your lighter)) *If soap is forgotten then your clothes just kind of get dank (your weed goes unused). *Dank is not good to the outer world (you stink, and you smoke herb) 4. Wait (Be Stoned) 5. Prepare dryer for loading (use your pipe this time. this is the good stuff, you want to taste it!). This may include taking clothes out of the dryer and placing them in the proper location (get ashes out), placing a fabric softener sheet in (you like to sprinkle that keef, son?), and ALWAYS clean your bowl (lint catcher). 6. Load bowl. (put all clean wet clothes in dryer) 7. Close door. 8. Start dryer! (Spark it!) 8.5. Wait for dryer to finish 9. Put the clothes away.
