Do you have a name for your penis?

So, i forgot the name i gave my penis years ago and it needs a new one...

I think it should be a female now, but i'm open for suggestions.

 

no.. i sure don't

 

Meat Stick

 

Funny bout that......

This thread now has a new purpose. I want people fighting for the honour of naming this great Australian penis

 

thunder down under?

 

I want to name it after a hipforums person.

How about Erasmus70?

But this needs to be democratic.....or does nobody really care about my penis?

 

How about Hairy Dangler, or Throbbin' Robin, or Pistol Pete!!! LOL

 

his name is dick

 

Hmm.

 

name your penis? ok its name shall be LONELY.....

 

Thats not funny because its actually true

 

Okay so the first name is lonely, what is its middle name? Twang-y? I'll bet your hands keep her company.

 

Can i just call it skip?

 

How about 121. He's a major prick. You stand a chance of getting laid with a dickly name like that.

 

Play nice old man... you'll give yourself a heart attack.

 

i stoled this for you..

1. Pennis the Menace
2. The Ramburglar
3. The Giving Tree
4. Wrinklebeast
5. Acorn Andy
6. Johnny Come Early
7. Third Arm of Justice
8. The Zipper Ripper
9. Everybody Loves the Nubbin
10. Lance Wyoming
11. Gertrude Frankenstein
12. Twinkie
13. The Exxon Valdenis
14. Tony the Hustler
15. The Littlest Traffic Cop
16. Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
17. Donald Pump
18. Admiral James T. Cock
19. President Johnson
20. Kaptain Kielbasa
21. Old Drizzly
22. Federal Love Project
23. Chief of Staff
24. Pope John Pole III
25. Thor's Hammer
26. King Leer
27. Schtuppopolis
28. The Molten Mushroom
29. The Powerprawn
30. Scepter of Sordidness
31. Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
32. Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
33. E.T.'s Stinkfinger
34. Niagara Balls
35. Meat Maelstrom
36. Trembling Torpedo
37. King Ohyeah
38. Buster McThunderstick
39. Madeleine Albright
40. The Viscount of Veins
41. The New York Post
42. Winnie the Cock
43. The Sixth Beatle
44. The True Cross
45. The Fleshy Winnebago
46. The Squinty Blowpop
47. The Slim Reaper
48. Jack Kerouwacker
49. The Naughtiest Cardinal
50. Master's Pincushion

 

I have a name for my husband's penis. *giggles*

But I'm not telling.

 

princess sophia??

 

I have an imaginary penis.