Eliot: Rock star or just plain hottie? BOTH!

Er...who the fuck is that?

 

wow. thats um... sexy. i do like dark hair but hes not really that hot

 

That's fuckin BucketHead, man!! If you don't know bout BucketHead, ya need to serioiusly get a life!!

 

Its the colonel elliot.

 

You haven't seen the bra pictures, have you? They're fucking legend around these parts.

 

come on now people, he's sexy! hey, I'd fuck him raw. and the bra pictures are damn hot.

 

I'll leave the back door open.

 

alright....now i just need your address.

 

I need nude pictures of you to decide if I would hit it.

 

ok no problem. you just need to wait a couple of days while i figure out who has my damned pictures....

 

*raises an eyebrow* I was definitely kidding.

PM them to me.

 

i dont mean to piss on your fireworks, but unfortunatley you have been lead into a false sense of security. i am in fact the sexiest rockstar in the world.
i would include a picture but im worried it might be to sexy, and would cause some kind of riotous female uproar.

 

You know not of what you speak. Bitch.

 

I never seen such hotness in my life, ever.
Now let me go take a cold shower.

 

Only if you use the soap as a lubricant while you masturbate to the thought of my ass.

 

Whoops, I dropped the soap. Can you pick it up please?

 

<s>Yes</s> No. I'm a tease.

 

tencentarcade is an asswipe. i dont care what people think of him.

 

Thank you for bumping the second hottest thread on HipForums. I will now flame you less than I already am. Maybe. No.

 

Bring it on douche bag