If there were a god?

im guessing something like this....your son has to look kindof like u....

 

god looks like a big laughing mouth because he must have to laugh a whole damn lot at his chaotic creation. oh yeah..... a big laughing mouth with huge tits .... laughing at the rest of his creation and showing off the best part of it hahahaha

 

awww the steriotypical god.... ooooo how exciting.... the supernatural being with supernatural powers.... the myth of all centuries to come... a fake just like santa claus and the easter bunny... some mythical creature that you can dump all your shit on and hope he will change everything and make everything all better... hoping that he will one day answer a bunch of prayers... hmmm... what a waste of time

 

Plus he was wearing clothes... not that I'm suggesting someone post a naked jesus... It just kinda goes aginst the threads rules.

 

i wonder what the hipforums god has to say about this.......