I was observing my cock today and..

noticed that it was pointing more to the left than usual... yeah.

 

as long as it doesn't change colours or start seeping something other than cum, you're probably fine

 

Yeah, but I prefer girls to jerk my cock.

 

i'm sorry

 

Thanks, maybe I was just sleeping on it in a funny position, IDK.

 

Man, you and your penis problems lately!

 

So you are saying you are straight, but your penis isn't?

hmmm...

 

I know. "Bad Penis!" (spank spank)

Yah, I have a 'lefty' you know? It's just one of those things I guess. I haven't had sex for 10 whole days I want a girl to ride my big erection. I have to wait until Friday night before I go out clubbing again

 

Hehehe, I bet you HAVE spanked it recently considering your little dry spell.

 

My little dry spell could do with a little wetness.

I would spank it right now but that would be cheating. Theres two sexy girls that fancy me at this bar I go to on weekends. If one of them was here right now I would lay her down on my soft duvet and eat her pussy till she cums in my mouth... I'm feeling naughty

 

Naughty, naughty, tisk, tisk. Someone's feeling frisky!

 

story of your life, ain't it lol. (excuse me*) Does that mean it's 7PM?

 

Seeing as my cock was hard at the time I'd make it about 11pm (give or take a few minutes)

 

You should try doing something a little bit more productive with your time. Take up reading or walking.

 

that and maybe you get a life and then maybe you will not have to sit in a room nakid staring at your poppicle stick

 

Hey! You hardly post any more. Did you get a life? How ya been?

 

meh, as if any of us have real lives

 

I want toast with cheese whiz.

 

Cheese wiz and cock talks. This is giving me a brilliant idea.

 

Ohhh, the bitch has spoken. Are you on your period?