1. this first ones about me. i have a CRAZY mom. shes nuts. my family went on vacation together with my cousins. me and my cousin were sitting in the hot tub, chillin, talking about stuff (weed, drinking, basically all the stuff you dont talk to your parents about) and we could see everybody inside the house, the parents where all partying, so we knew we where safe. OR SO WE THOUGHT. my crazy mom left the party, went up to the room upstairs above the hot tub, and evesdropped on our conversation. she heard everything. the worst part about it? i hadn't noticed my mom being there, but my cousin did. as soon as he noticed, he just non-chalantly suggested we get out of the hot tub. we get out, and go to this kind of downstairs apartment seperate from the house, where we're sleeping. first thing my cousin says when where down there? "Dude! your mom heard us!". talk about a fuckin damper on a vacation. the weird part is she didn't say anything untill a week after we got back from vacation, and she wasn't really mad. she didn't tell my dad either. i didn't get grounded or anything either, she was suspicious as hell before i started smoking, suspicious when i started smoking, and just kept on being suspicious of everything i did. so in the end, it was no biggie. 2. double story. my best friend got busted TWICE, niether his fault. the first time his friend dropped a bud on the ground in front of his dad, busted. the second time he got really baked with a friend and the friend forgot to put his shit away. parents call parents, his stash was found, and he was out about 3.5g and a nice metal pipe. 3. same friend as the other story. this HAS to be the shittiest way to get busted. he comes home one day, only to find out his mom found a roach. he's been busted before as you now know, so he just says its from a while back. the kicker? the filter was from a school football game ticket, and had the date on it. does that not suck or what?
