I had the hiccups until I blew my brains out. Or until a slut blew my brains out, if you know what I mean.
i had the hiccups last night so bad, my aunt heard me upstairs and was scared cause she didn't know what the noise was. and i have this weird thing where i say hiccup after i do it. it's just automatic. anyways, drink a glass of luke warm water and don't breathe while you do it. i couldn't get the whole glass down, but it still worked
Slowly eat a piece of bread or a round roll lightly buttered NJ style, then cleanse the palate with water. Repeatedly chew on a slice of gum or gargle some tea (Earl Grey preferred, no sugar), once every 10 seconds for 5 seconds per. 4 times in a minute will rid you of the hiccups. ??
From years of experience in dealing with hiccuping drunk bar patrons - I present the two best cures: 1. If you have access to a lemon and some bitters - douse a lemon wedge with the bitters and suck on it - presto - gaaruuntteeed to work. 2. A little trickier, helps to have straw. Make pistols with your hands (you know thumbs up, index fingers out) Plug your earholes with your thumbs and your nostrils with your fingers (when you talk, it should sound like and feel like you are underwater) Slowly sip the water through a straw for as long as you can without taking breaths between sips. This one sometimes takes a few tries, but also is affective 99% of the time. There you have it!! No more worrying about hiccups ever.
