I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom wipers
Only the cute ones......... Instead of spray salt.......just rub a generous amount of red tiger balm on his pull toy. 'And those of you who will not sing, You must be playin with your own ding-a-ling.' Oh, My ding-a-ling, oh my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.....