Describe your life in one absurd analogy.

spiderman.

 

i love your abbey rd t shirt

 

a pink taco?

 

Tuna taco?

 

My life is like a half-smoked joint..... the first half was pretty good.... things seem to get weirder the longer i keep at it....... but i know i'll want another when it's gone

 

My life is the ashes from a Newport Light, and the scribbled annotations on a used copy of Cliff's Notes.

And what George said.

 

I am the ticking of the clock, the half hour past curfew and the empty wallet

 

One big Funky Train waiting at a station...

 

Or perhaps:

The remains of the coffee granules in your cup.

 

when you have no cds so you have to listen to the radio...my life is like waiting for a song you don't like to end and hoping that you really like the next one so you can just turn it up and jam out..

 

An STD without the unprotected sex.

or

An STD the night before you have sex.


either one fits

 

my life is like being a schizophrenic kermit the frog, and all the other muppets only live inside my head.

bright colors, singing and dancing, so many songs about rainbows, fuzzyness, adventures in which horrible situations always work out in highly unlikely ways, recruiting random friends in my quest to take over the world with my banjo...

seriously, i have said so many times "my life is exactly like the muppets!"

 

hah. sounds good to me.

 

*gasp*

i see your spice girls poster!

 

I am your first unrequited crush...beautifully painful and tragic, yet essencial to our journey towards love...

 

learning

 

My life is a pack of Beef Ramen Noodles........ cause those are the best kind.

 

my life is like a crystal ball... its all written in there, i just gotta find a way to perceive it in the correct angle

 

My like is like a teenage wasteland, lord of the rings adventure accompanied by a cyclops and a fox while listening to Where Is My Mind.

 

dang. sounds craZy