how fucked up WAS I last night?

In the middle of the night, stoned, in the dark, I put a small nug in my mouth. I'm not sure why, but in many ways it is not important. And for some reason, the nug seemed odd. I put it on my bedside table and decided to examine it the next day.

Today, there is a pebble sitting on my bedside table.

 

you probably just had the munchies and all you could eat was a smal bud

 

nug fairy

 

Haha!

 

i dont think it was a nug inside your mouth

 

yeh coulda been a penis

 

good thing you werent fucked up enough to try and roll the pebble into a joint

 

I had to read that twice. the first time I thought it said you put a plug in your mouth. And for a moment i was all excited because I thought we had a tobacco chewing woman among us. Then I realized I was wrong

 

were you among the presence of young but willing teenage boys?

 

Its not that small is it? you left bitemarks by the way.

 

rofl

 

haha wow, I leave you guys alone for a couple hours and you make a field day of anatonmical issues. And yes it was tiny, smaller than a pea.

 

Well im going to take my comment back and will imagine that this never happened... Indeed.