What's The Craziest Thing You've Done While Stoned?

Me and a friend went to pet some cows in a field once while baked, but they turned nasty and started throwing their weight around, they weren't interested in the ham sandwiches and crisps we were trying to feed them at all...they just chased and threatened us.

Should of reported them.

Bloody cows.

 

Me and my friend got freaked out one time, we walked into a field to see this cool horse but these cows come up to us stood in a line and everytime we tried walking around them they would all shuffle across and stop us passing I think the farmer or somthing trained them to do it or mabey its wat cows do in there spare time im not sure.

 

Sounds like the same damn cows!...were they black and white with big bags between their rear legs?....did they say "Mooo" a lot?...did one have a tattoo?


Bloody cows, they look cute but when you get one in bed they are a bugger.

 

Hmm I really honestly dont know. I have the stupidest thing? Does that count as crazy? I was at a friends house smoking with matches and everytime i lit one i dropped the lit matches on his porch. There were tons of dry leaves everywhere. He ran out and picked them all up alot of them were still burning.

I usually cant do crazy stuff because everytime I do I get bitched at by the people im high with because they cant stand having fun while high.

 

I think the craziest thing I've done while high was going down a really, really big hill at 2 AM in the morning, eyes closed, and both of my arms off the handle-bars of my bike stretched out like I was Jesus.


I made it all the way down before I hit a fence post at about 30 MPH, but I was so high I didn't even feel a thing. Next morning all I had was a couple nasty bruises from where I had been rolling on.

 

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thats so funny livinglegend lol. whoo. anyways my most embarrassing time was dropping hookah stuff on me or spilling bong water on me in front of hot chicks but its ok they are cool. plus i'm a awesome dood chicks can dig it too.


-peace out friends
billy_bong

 

ive never really done anythin out of the ordinary while ive been high but my mate chris has we where sittin next to each other on a couch he was filling bukkets (gravity bong) and i was drinking juice. He took the lid holding the bowl off and sat it on the arm of the chair and took a drink of the juice he then put the lid from the bukket onto the bottle of juice, put the bottle down and started lookin about for the bukket lid meanwhile i was wondering where i had gotten the juice bottle lid then i realised what chris had done and started laughin then chris noticed.

 

Craziest thing I did was charging into several rooms full of Covenant while play the Heroic difficulty in Halo... IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY THOUGH!!

 

i was in amsterdam, extremely high and i became convinced that i was able to hypnotize myself. a couple of girls from australia walked into the hostel room and started politely talking to me and i was swaying back and forth and started telling them this weird story about how to find the answer to any question in your mind. i don't know, but the next day everyone was staring at me like i was nuts so i took off to a different hostel in the afternoon.

 

thats fuckin hilarious....

funniest thing that i can remember is eating pinecones, which i posted on here somewhere before. last time i got high, a couple days ago it was, i was running my yard yelling "Dale, we're in the land of no beyond!". Dales my dog by the way. haha

 

craziest thing i would say is when i decided to toke on my roof with 3 friends, when i was baked (4-5 hits.ak47) i heard a voice tell me to do a backflip off the roof....i thought it was god so i tried (i cant even do backflips on the trampoline) i ended up landing on my neck, luckily it didnt break, but i came fucking close...im gonna go toke in my backyard right now.

-Later

 

hahah this is so funny. i have done so many stupid crazy things while stoned i dont know where to begin .. once i convinced myself i was dying in a pattern... and i knew the pattern of death and i tried talking but a different language came out.. not a real one i suppose.. well i dont know... anyway, every word i said was mumbo jumbo and everyone was telling me i was gonna be ok lol... ok but that was bad weed. another time i went to a party down the street in my cow slippers with a friend of mine and we were looking for our buddies.. ended up giving up and coming back to the apartment.. but our key didnt work so we sat on the step in front of the door and fell asleep waiting on our roommates to come back.. some girl came out of from next door and asked for a peice of cheese. of course we didnt have one being locked out. finally we decided to go back outside of the apartment building and realized it was the wrong one! lol... oh yeah.. i walked right past a cop in my cow slippers stoned as could be and i said hi and my buddy and i started laughing histerically.. i was laughing so hard i was spitting. friendly cop didnt do a thing. said hi back. ok ok ok i have lots more but cant think hahaha

 

I read this

 

i read this?------alright

the stupidist thing id have to say was putting visine in while i was driving
dont try it

 

i drank some visine once when I was stoned at a concert. I got little confused about where eye drops were supposed to go. That shit makes you sick as hell!

 

Hahah wtf you'd have to be an idiot to do that. Nobody could be stupid enough to actually jump off of a roof when they are stoned.. people still have common sense when they're stoned..you fucking idiot. I think you are lying..

So now I am (trying) to expose you for who you are..

Look at your sig... ::[Drugs Are Garbage ]:: ..... I bet you are some anti-drug person.. or a counselor or something.. trying to get us all to be like "Holy shit, pot really does make people go insane or make extremely bad decisions that ruin their life. Hmm..well maybe I should stop smoking because that's too dangerous for me" Hahah I laugh at you. I am laughing at you right now......

So tell us a little about yourself malina...




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Anyways, here's my contribution to the thread:

Yesterday we packed 8 people my ZX2 (only supposed to seat 4). Haha it was insane..

 

lol.. eating pinecones? that's pretty funny..

i think the funniest time i got high was probably when i was stayin in ohio for a couple weeks. my cousin and i got totally stoned at my grandma's house lol.. i was extremely paranoid cause she was home and kept talkin to me. then she wanted me to do the dishes, and i kept thinking i was falling asleep and i was like "holy shit, i gotta stay awake!" lol.. i was freakin out so bad. and then we were sittin in the basement and i couldn't stop laughing and my brother was down there and he was like "what the hell is wrong with you?" cause i was yellin something about our dogs running around.. but of course they were in tn at the time, haha.

ah, good times..

 

hahaha that almost sounds like me the part where you think you can find all the answers to the universe when you're stoned.... when i get stoned i will like be giggly for a while and then all of a sudden i randomly will say "i am enlightened" and then i begin telling theories and i feel like i know everything and everything makes sense.... my one theory is that you mainly thinking about things that happen when you're stoned while you're stoned... and my other theory is that soda and beer companies make the cans and bottles really loud when you first open them because when you open one other people will hear it and it triggers something in their mind that makes them want a pepsi or something...... lol i know they're stupid now but they seem much more intelligent to me while im baked =)

 

everytime i smoked i did something crazy.