Automatic-Conspiracy-Theory-Generator

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  1. Chinese Troubadour

    Chinese Troubadour Member

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    http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/matic.html
    This is in the official site of the movie Conspiracy Theory, a good one featuring Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts. But what i'm now giving u guys is the automatic conspiracy theory generator of their site, pretty cool, just put some words down and a neat theory is made, try it!
     
  2. boogans

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    That's pretty awesome.

    I wish you could do it again, with different filler... :(
     
  3. Dude

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    PRETTY COOOOOOOOOL

    Do you want to know the truth about Teddy bears? For 5 years, BBC has been suppressing information from you about Teddy bears and thus endangering the welfare of the teddyland.

    In January 1999, THE MAN met with Britney Spears in London to discuss kinky stuff. As it happens, they engaged in LSD and ended up hatching a plan involving the men at work in Australia.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with the motherfucker and their ties to watching teletubies.

    A report in NY times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in December of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in No Ma'am, various shit, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Michael Jackson. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Wierd Al Yankovic 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Teddy bears.

    According to a spokesman at NY times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Teddy bears any longer. Learn the truth!
     
  4. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    "Baby,let me be,your lovin' Teddy Bear!." - Elvis Presley.

    The BBC tried to suppress this subliminal message to the world's Teddy Bears.
     
  5. hermit9

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    niiiiicee
     
  6. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    back in the 80s steve jackson games came up with a conspiracy simulation game that was kind of half way kind of a joke but still fun to play. they've actualy updated it many times and the last i checked the steve jackson games website, it's still available.

    you get things like the fred birchers being controlled by the bra burners controlled by the boy sprouts, and so on. all ultimately controlled by the bavarian illuminatti with orbital mind control lasers or something.

    but i think if there's a movie about this they ought to give him credit for the concept if there's any resemblence at all.

    this ISN'T something new. only the movie, and whatever studio is responsible for it glomming on to it!

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  7. RiverStone

    RiverStone Ancient

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    Awesome...
     
  8. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    Do you want to know the truth about squirrels? For 87.2 years, the judicial branch has been suppressing information from you about squirrels and thus endangering the welfare of hippies.

    In September, 2001, Dick Chaney met with Mike Jones in Boise to discuss illegal aliens. As it happens, they engaged in vice and ended up hatching a plan involving the homosexuals in Ukraine.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with K-Mart and their ties to raping.

    A report in N00basaraus Weekly was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in January of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the Red Cross, various assasins, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Tom Clancy. According to the report, passages in the book "The Five Minute Orgasm" and lyrics in Eminem 's music point to a connection between these individuals and squirrels.

    According to a spokesman at N00basaraus Weekly, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about squirrels any longer. Learn the truth!
     
  9. IrishFreeRoller

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    that link leads to pokemon movie??
     
  10. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    Yes, that movie is a masterpiece. Best special affects man has ever seen.
     

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