anyone get high and turn on the TV and the strangest things are on?

i turned on some channel and a show about polygamy (more than one spouse) was on and this man was crying on there informing me about how there is nothing wrong with having multiple wives and that god wants you to do it and his 2nd wife was knitting next to him and he had like 30 kids and all were dressed like little house on the prairie. and then the nararator said "now even if they say they are good people, thats a lie, they are evil people" and i started to think what the fuck? and some more crying people began to get interviewed and i was wondering why they were all crying. and the narrerator was talking all about how bad they were.then i "woke up" (you know when you like come out of almost a trance when your high?) and i noticed i had cooked and eaten 4 french bread pizzas, without even noticing it.

anyone else see weird things on TV?

 

Yeah - sorry not to be stoned but I turn it on sometimes,argue with it and then turn it off again.

 

I always see the weirdest shit on TV when I'm high. Like Boo Boo Goes Wild, or any weird random shit.

The other day me and a friend were cruising around, stoned as shit, when we saw a nightclub called Shockers. And right after that we saw a truck that said, "Nuts to YOU!"

 

I find this box asking me questions that I don't want to be asked so I tell it to piss off.But it doesn't so I have to oblige.The worst is when every channel is an advert.Car adverts used to be the worst but just recently girly shampoo adverts have been taking presidence.Its like - ok if I meet you and you've washed your hair in that shit I'm gonna have to fuck you - so girls - buy it.

 

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...you scare me.

And secondly... when I get high the tv is usually already on a channel and I always end up.. walkin by the tv but end up standing there watching the entire show, while standing up... oh well

 

Do I scare you? really? wow.Its the adverts that scare me - because people fall for it.

 

lol i do that all the time too man

 

Yeah same. I'll be standing there for I swear five minutes, then I'll start feeling uncomfortable and think "Why the fuck am I standing here?" and then I sit down.

 

I saw that exact same fuckin thing... Wierd.

 

yea i turned on the tv on cartoon network and this show called Bo bo bo bo BO bo bo...which his aparently his fking name...and his nose hairs get really long and kills people, and he has people living in his nose, and his afro gets really long and strangles people too...

weird...

 

hahaha - snot funny people living in my nose man.I remember turning on the tv once and there was a guy sitting at a table in a restaurant - it was an animation - and he started eating - then he started eating the waiter - then the table - then the other tables - then his jaws turned into a machine and it ate the world then himself.It actually made me cry with fear

 

When I'm high I sometimes turn the tv on to a cartoon channel and have the sound off whilst music is playing on the stereo. It's amazing how the images match the songs... My favorites are Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends and Fairy Odd Godparents. Try it one day...it's great fun!

 

4 words. America's Funniest Home Videos. 'nuff said

 

lol

 

I was high one time and I was watching what I think is the strangest episode of Aqua Teen Hungerforce ever, the episode "Hypno-Germ".

 

So I turn on the T.V. , and this show is on about a boy who watches tv and weird shows come on, like a show about a kid who watches weird things on tv.

 

man i'm a little burnt right now and i was readin that thing at the top about the guy eatin the waiters and shit....it nearly gave me a panic attack just readin it

 

Dont ever watch a comedy while being stoned and I know it sounds weird. But you will hear the people make jokes but it doesnt really make sense and sounds very lame but you will find it funny anyway. I dont know you hear them talk and it sounds dull or almost lame.

 

jim Gaffigan is on.. couldnt get much better than this

 

well thats you. me. i LOVE comedy central and adult swim when im high