So yesterday, my friend Amanda told me to smoke some weed

And I did.

And a few minutes ago, she said I should shoplift...because it's fun.



And now I have a cupcake in my pants....with frosting

And it doesn't wanna stay there

And the manager is looking at me












That's an ad on the radio against smoking weed.
Now, when has getting stoned ever made people put cupcakes down their pants??! Honestly now

If anythign you'd eat the cupcake
Not shove it to spend some quality time with your crotch

 

anti-drug propaganda is so entertaining

 

jesus christ i envy you sometimes

 

cupcake in pants.

 

all those "above the influence" anti drug campaign ads on tv and radio are hilarious

"Yesterday, my friends told me to smoke some weed, and i did, and today they told me to fit my fist in my mouth. I'm stupid. I'm letting others control me and thats not cool"

I think it goes something like that

 

I've never had a cupcake in my pants, but I have a memory of trying to carry a 24 case of my friend's Miller High Life in cargo pants and up my sleeves last year... We walked through the woods for a mile or two (going to a friend's house with it) carrying it all and ended up giving it away.

 

I went into a convenience store tonight to grab a litre of cream for my mom.. and a pack of philly peach blunts stared me down.

it was madness.

 

Hahah I was just about to say "Man, you're a freaking loser" but then I scrolled down and it's a commercial hahaha.
Anti-drug commercials are ridiculous (the pot ones anyways, I don't mind the meth ones because meth is a new kind of ridiculous all it's own.)

 

haha i love those commercials cuz they're so retarded

 

They can be very intimidating... and very good too.

 

icing in pants its really uncomfortable.. not becuase I've willingly shoved it in my pants.. but in food fights.. it never fails... it always gets down my pants... and in between my boobages...

 

at first, i thought that was something that you actually did ...and i was thinking to myself, why not just eat the cupcake? sure it might feel good down there, but it isnt gonna fill ya up. and its not like you can taste things with your crotch...pfft...people these days

 

i dont think theres a cupcake in existance that wouldnt enjoy mr crotch

 

Bhahahahahahahahaha Thats The Stuypidest Thing Ive Ever Seen