getting clean

ya im getting random drug test and was wondering how fast you can get clean and if there were any tricks to getting clean fast.(besides drinking a shitload of water)

 

Water will not help the THC get out of your system any faster. This is a misconception. THC is a fat soluble, not a water soluble. Water will only mask the piss test. The only way to get THC out of your system faster than normal is to exercise. When you exercise you burn off fat which in turn burns off the THC stored in your fat cells. If you want to pass a piss test, get some CERTO (the shit that is used for canning) and mix it with tea, soda, OJ, etc. drink it, pee once, then go test. I mixed mine with tea and it tasted okay. Also drink lots of tea and cranberry juice and take niacin. You can also try goldenseal.

 

Vinegar. If that's too harsh drink pickle juice.

 

Vinegar I've heard doesn't work, never heard of pickle juice for piss tests before.

 

I've used them both personally... lol. They work. Vinegar burns fat.

 

Niacin and Goldenseal DO NOT WORK. When are people going to finally grasp this concept? I'm not insulting you, I'm just amazed at how long people continue to believe rumors.

 

go outside and dig lots of massive holes in rocky dirt all day during hot weather for about a week

 

lol, does that ever sound like a great time

 

^^ it's actually a pretty good idea, you'll burn a lot of fat, plus the thc in your system. Exercise and not smoking are really the only two things that will for sure work. I'd say start running everyday, and obviously, not smoke.

 

Go to a smoke shop and ask for a detoxification drink they should have one for around 40$ for ultra heavy smokers all you have to do is be clean for 2 days and then you can take your test. it works

 

I heard this somewhere but I'm not sure if it works, I've never tried it. This kid told me who is a pretty heavy smoker...he says that if you mix a packet of clear jello into a gallon of water and drink the whole thing it's supposed to mask the THC. I've never tried it personally. I'd imagine it's pretty disgusting though.

 

wtfff woudlnt it fuck up your organs to drink powdered gelatin and then have it convert into jello in your stomach?!?! or esophagous

 

That's what I was thinking in the first place, again I said that I have never tried it I"m just throwing it out there ......haha yeah I would not want to drink powdered gelatin, this kid is pretty fucked up anyways

 

CERTO the premium gel or powder or does it matter?