Man's Best Friends: New way to masturbate

I've used my FL for over a year now and this is the first sex toy that I've used more than 3 times !!!

My dick truly feels right at home inside the FL ! The strong pleasures it draws out of my penis gets me moaning in such a forceful way that it's a good thing I live alone ! ;-) I like sliding my tool in and out, slowly, so as to enjoy all that great manly feeling.

Whenever I use the FL, time seems to be suspended and when I finally let myself cum, exhausted and satisfied, I often find that I've been masturbating for an hour or so ! After such a good fuck, I usually doze off and I wake up 30 minutes later... long enough to wash away my cum and my FL before dozing into a good night sleep !

This is Man's Best Friend!

 

The fleshlight: For those lacking in human social skills!

Pick yours up today! *thumbs up*

 

exactly, toolmaggot.
and btw whats the pic in ur sig? is it a colon... or um...

 

Fuck that, I don't see you ragging on girls who pick up vibes

 

it was a joke. besides, men and women can play with dildos together. I think it would be pretty lame for a couple to use the fleshlight together...

 

Yes. My colon, to be precise.

 

Hey, if you like it, wank on!

 

id buy one for my husband
eh.. why not give it a shot
i like watching him and this would just make it better for him..
im cool with it

kinda weird thread tho.. is it just spam?

 

^^^

whats ur sig about :S

 

and btw if i didnt live with my rents i would by a fleshlite

 

whatever works for ya dude.

 

Personally, I say no, my gf's pussy is SO much better.
But if it works for you, the moe power to ya

 

Whatever pleasures you.. I once fucked a frozen corn dog with a condom on it, so that's not shocking or anything. :&

 

lol orgazmik, sounds interesting!

My question: where does the come go, or do you where a condom? Just curious about hygine thats all

 

Better than fucking a dog with a frozen condom

 

Never mind that, what I want to know is can I use it to find my way in the dark?

 

Find your way into which dark place??

 

lol.

 

Turn around, bend over and I'll show you
Seriousy I was just having a bit of fun because the thing is disguised as a flashlight.
Just thought of a funny scenario, imagine a 15 year old boy gets a hold of one of these gizmos and one day mum is looking for a torch finds his flashlight and funnily enough the batteries seem to be flat. So mum unscrews the top to change the batteries..................

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!