The male G spot

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Ok, for some reason God decided to place the male G spot up a guys ass right? I've never experienced this 'pleasure' and I can assure you that I never will.

    If a guy comes because his g/f played with his G spot, why dosen't a huge dump have the same effect? :eek:
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I dunno, but I always feel pretty good after taking a big dump.. :confused: Though it could be from the feeling of lightness or something. :D
     
  3. Last Stand

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    haha you well never get the answer completely until you try it. so you well go in your grave never knowing .
     
  4. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    For as many times it seems you have your head up your ass youd think youd already have an answer to this.

    Naa im just fucking with ya.....its about the only time ive ever punched a female, many years ago one tried to slip me a finger....I was like.....

    "What the fuck,bam"
     
  5. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Now come on, you might actually enjoy it. You never know unless you try, right? ;)
     
  6. Last Stand

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    But like a big pussy you wont hit a doctor when he shoves a big finger up your ass and checks your prostate.
     
  7. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    Actually with some of the serious health issues ive had a few years back thats one part I wouldnt allow, not even the camera up the ass.

    So yes again, fuck you, if it were a bitch again or the doc trying to be slick the result would be the same.

    So if you didnt get it the first two times, in reply to your pussy (attack) remark, FUCK YOU!





     
  8. Last Stand

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    When you get cancer it well be more than just a finger going up your ass.
     
  9. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    It was cancer, two rounds of it....I beat it and still had nothing up my ass.

    The only thing that seems to be up my ass as of recent is YOU!

    Get over it.




     
  10. Last Stand

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    There you go i was up your ass . thank you for the confirm.
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I actually wondered this once.
     
  12. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    i'll just say prostrate, to the number of guys that don't like it.
    one in three of us poor souls will have a problem with it, which means not being able to pee, probably difficulty in having an erection, part of the treatment is a wire inserted into the penis, now I'm sure all you 'real men' will opt for this if it means your sexual lives are over with without it.
    in case your wondering it will be painful, but when it hits the prostrate, by the front method at the end you'll get the full benefit of the male G spot.
    so you'll be glad to know that some of you may well be going to your grave knowing what it was like without anything up your ass.
    hell you'll wish you tried it sooner
    S
     
  13. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Ok there is only ONE reason a girl wants to play with her guys asshole. Just one.
    When you guys break up, she will tell every single person she knows that she fucked you in the ass, followed by elaborate details. Right after my friend broke up with her boyfriend she comes up to me "I fucked Eric with an 8" black strap on!" "Awww.... Gah.... God damnit Mandy I just ate"

    Funny post-script to that story, I visited her once while I was rolling nuts and Eric was there. She asked me if I plugged the tab, "Aw... No" and right in front of him she says, "Good, you should never stick anything in your ass"
    I almost died laughing and blammed it on a roll-gasm so I wouldnt look like a complete dickhead.
     
  14. Death

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    you are making me want to cry. thaats the most horrible thing ive heard in a long time. If it happens to me, i WILL be deeply unconscious, before, during the whole thing, and after the procedure.

    In fact, dont even tell me youre gonna do something like that. tell me youre gonna go in and operate on my stomach or something, and then when im unconscious, just do whatever it is you have to do. I damn sure wouldnt want to know about it.
     
  15. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Wait you just compared a dunk with your girlfriend. What's wrong with this picture? lol
     
  16. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    From what I hear you should give it a go - maybe not with a g/f at first maybe a few ermm toys lol

    And i think it wont work as you move your bowels because of the motion it is in - if its a finger etc it will be more direct where as a crap will just pop out lol.
     
  17. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    What a vision! Crap popping out! :p
     
  18. Samhain

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    glad to see that your proving all those myths about male avoidance unfounded.
    I'm not quite sure it would happen like that, wouldn't you find it pretty strange after 5 months of not being able to get an erection and hardly able to piss (you've left it so long trying to pluck up the courage to go) if the doctor suggests operating on your stomach?
    S
     
  19. Samhain

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    Don't bother, you have more chance of the pope turning pagan than any of these guys trying anything up there
    S
     
  20. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    I tried to put it as nicely as I could lol - but thought meh!!!!
     
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