Raise your hand if you think i'm pompous and pedantic...

lol. you know, i didn't even consider my parenting forum posts. AHAHAHa. shit, i suck a parenting. i'm too selfish and lazy.

though i'm a very amusing drunk.

 

wow someones self asteem is low today..

 

anxiety does that. keeps me human. otherwise i'd start thinking my shit smell like roses. yesterday i got up to a peachy scent...

 

I have seen various risque pictures of you, so I consider myself disqualified for this discussion due to bias.

 

i looked good. you hush up.

 

i dont wanna see..

eek,, an here i was inheriting the prick father figure an now we talkin nudie pics..
acck..

ya dirty lil hussy..

 

REFORMED hussy...and by reformed i mean that my body is in such a condition that it would be best not to post pictures of it...

 

i haent seen a good horror movie in a while, POST AWAY!!!

 

my ex husband is the epitome, nay, the very definition, of pompous and pedantic. he will lecture you about...dinnerware, swing sets, hair ties....whatever...he has an opinion on EVERYTHING and wants you to know what it is.

 

I don't think you are pompous by any means; just outspoken...

 

one bitch slap, ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa

 

i keep thinking of those sesame street aliens "CO-O-O-O-W! YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP!

 

*GASP!* YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME BEFORE YOU CAN INSULT ME!!

lol. you know you do anyway.

 

dont they go "yup yup yup yup yupppp yuppp yuppp .......... uh huh uh huh"??

thats the way I remember it

 

I think you are intelligent, compassionate and absolutely delicious.

But what do I know.

 

yuupper. love them.

 

i sense you're trying to get on my good side. what diabolical plot is this?.

 

Not at all, was simply paying you a compliment. I had my alterior motive generator removed with my vas deferens.

 

how was that surgery? i hear it's wretchedly painful.

 

A good question!