Best Trippin Quotes

for some reason pyschedlic quotes are more funny

 

psychedelic quotes are hilarious, cause with weed they are funny, but with psychedelics, we know that the people saying them were serious when they said the quotes

 

"the colors are invading my face" - DXM

 

"dude! you're back"
"wha? i've been here all the time"
"where the fuck was i then"

 

Sugar is such a wonderfull beautifull cristall

 

LOL!! Was the last line said with some awe creeping into their voice?

 

hehe you know it

 

i nominate this thread as the best on hipforums lol, fuckin hilarious

 

I'm an umbrella!

 

Is that a poodle in disguise or are you just pleased to see me?- my friend Rachel

 

Me (talking about my very stoned friend): Dude, you are baked.
my other friend (yelling): HULK HOGAN!!!

 

"was that out loud?? " (my friend driving over railroad tracks, which he thought screamed at us...we were tripping on acid)

 

"Ostrosize means Moop...And Moop...means everything!" - Me, trippin' on some acid.

*Points at my name*

Also.

"Is that...Bagpipes?!?!" - same trip, there really was bagpipes, we were in a veitnam memorial place just laying in the grass and some dude walks in and start playing bag pipes. It was amazing.

*Me listening to the bagpipes and tripping my nuts off (I think I was peaking here) and then talking about it later* "Dude, I just saw life right infront of my eyes!!"(Yeah not very unusual, but the bagpipes were so amazing, it just kinda walked into our trip. If you ever had this happen to you, you would know)

*Walking through the park, this guy passes us by carrying a log for some reason and has this really weird smile on his face* "Was that guy just carrying a tree? What the hell is a guy carrying a tree for in the park?"

 

I've got a kasabian head!

 

i was with a huge group of people in some girl's apartment, which had an angry tulip painted on the wall

boy: evil tulips really exist, you know
girl: *grabs her knees and looks terrified*
boy: my mom is growing them in her garden
girl: *whisper* you're not supposed to talk about them!!!
boy: i was bullshitting. they don't exist.
girl: auugghh!

my friend: *puts her fingers to shape a T*
me: *makes a T, then makes the timeout sign.* Time out... turtle. *time out sign, T sign* TIME OUT TURTLE!

my sister: YOU'RE A GARCALARCAHOLIC!

my boyfriend and i were playing with glow in the dark paint in the dark with black lights on. it was old and goopy.
boyfriend: yuck, it's chunky
me: it's radioactive cottage cheese
boyfriend: put it on the wall!
*a few days later, drunk with a bunch of people sitting around*
boyfriend: sorry... i broke some of the cottage cheese...

daaammmn i can't remember any more right now...

 

(Shrooms)
Friend: There's a face with a hat in my cigarette!
Me (as I take a puff): It's like we're releasing the souls trapped inside.

(Acid)
Me: Hey, it looks like there's ice on that bush.
Friend: I don't want to see any eyes!
Me: No ICE as in frost...

 

Me - "There's a pizza on the ceiling"
Hayley - "where?"
Me - "It's ok, they've taken it!"

Hayley - "Are you ok? what's happening?"
Me - "I'm just sorting the cows..."

Rachel - "If you sit on the kitchen floor you can let your legs dangle over the abyss"

Me - "The bedroom is full of little rainbows!!!"

Me - "I'm an intuit who's into it"

Magnetic poetry with Rachel and Hayley:
- Enormous woman is only an elaborate lust
- Sit like incubated egg
- drunk friend from eternity say think trip!
- purple cook breasted they milk

 

"We are all just one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, and there is no such thing as death" -Bill Hicks... (apologies to all if someone already posteed that)

 

"this one is for the baseball team!" my friend pointing at a tree when he was high

 

Me: i should be a duck- lots of pot and booze