The Worst Smell

bleh, you are a weirdo. I really dont' like the smell of sweaty pits without deoderant. Don't like the smell of bad breath either, it bugs me


as for the worst smell... well, the smell of vomit makes me want to throw up too. I would imagine that a 3-5 day old corpse out in a moist, very hot environment full of bugs would be worse though. Never smelt it, don't want to either thanks

 

the bathroom doesnt smell so great after my bro gets done in there.

anyways, I agree ihmurria, throw makes want to throw up too. One of the things I miss about my ex husband (other than his paycheck of course-oh wait!! haha, i have half of that ) is that he was the throw up cleaner upper when the girls would get sick. I could never do it, would end up right along side of them doing the same.

 

Well, the smell isn't meant to be anything. But your bodies are hard-wired to find them unappealing (ie: so kids and cavemen don't eat them).

 

yeah now working in my job there's not a whole lot that grosses me out. I do like guys who take showers everyday though. I have been with some hot guys before and nothing developed because their smell was off. I was dating my professor a few years back (yes I got an A d but couldn't stand the way he smelled same with my friend Jay...I'm like dudes take a shower phleaaaaaaseeeeee Jay's just italian and hairy but peter has no excuse.

 

whaddya call a blonde doing a handstand???
a brunette with bad breath.

har har!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's horrible, I was going to say pissing on a campfire, but your dead gut shot omnivour is one of those memories that get blocked

 

i dunno i just found this..

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/conde_nast/gqoffer.html

Surstromming - the world's nastiest food...?

Swedes - lovely people, gave us ABBA, Britt Ekland and Sven Goran Eriksson, but heavens, they have strange tastes. You only need to visit Sweden at the moment to discover this.

From late August to the end of September, the surstromming season is in full flow. It would be comforting to tell you that surstromming is a lightly-flavoured potato and chicken stew, but, well, it isn't. It is, in fact, herring that has intentionally been allowed to rot so much that it is illegal to eat it in apartment blocks.

Hundreds of tons of herring is caught in April, and placed in a brine just salty enough to stop the fish from decomposing so completely as to no longer exist. The rancid fish flesh is then stored in tins through the summer, until it is deemed sufficiently rotten, when it is joyfully guzzled at surstromming parties.

The stench is, apparently, at its worst when the can is just opened - so much so, that it is generally opened underwater, so the noxious gases and filthy oozing fish-goo is contained.

Nevertheless the stench, likened by visitors to that which emerges from a dogs bottom, is all-pervasive. The dish itself is best swallowed rapidly, without chewing, while tins are only allowed to be kept unopened for 18-months, after which they are liable to explode. Hmmmm. And you thought Spam was bad. (17 September 2001, AM)


STINKY FRUIT
Durian - the world's smelliest food...?

The smell of surstromming is not good, clearly, but it is allegedly not the most disgusting smell in international cuisine.

That honour (just pipping your half-eaten kebab that is inches from your head when you awake the next morning) falls to the durian. A staple of South East Asia, the durian is a large, spiky fruit with a yellowish flesh that has the consistency of raw brains.

It is said to smell of a combination of rotting flesh, old gym socks and sewage. Yum! Yet it is also rumoured to taste sweet and delicious, and is a gourmet delicacy to millions of people. One is left to ponder at the brave/foolhardy individual who must have thought "Hmmmm, it smells like s***, but maybe it's delicious".

The durian hums so obnoxiously that it is banned on public transport in Singapore, and in rental cars in Malaysia. Nevertheless, durian cultivation is a growing industry, so much so that plantations are now heavily guarded due to a spate of recent robberies. But durian eaters should beware - the lingering effects ensure it is not the most romantic of dishes - indeed, it makes garlic look like a pulling tool.

Apparently durian-eaters have breath that makes them smell like corpohiliacs* for hours afterwards. And durian burps are said to often render the burper nauseous, so foul do they taste.

One more interesting fact - durians are only ready to eat when they fall from trees, which they only ever do at night, and no-one knows why. (17 August 2001, PM)

*If you don't know what it is, we sure ain't gonna tell you.

 

a dog turd wrapped in burnt hair next to a pile of hot garbage?