Which element of the periodic table would you have sex with?

Easy: CARBON

 

well at least that leaves you with a lot of scope
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Lithium

 

Hydrogen. I'm freaky that way.

 

Helium or one of the other inert gasses. I like a challenge

 

iron, cuz you know he's hard

 

wtf?

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uhh, fluorine? (because she's such a slut (electronegative))

we'd be pretty stable.

 

That greek siren Phosphorus. She's a hottie.

 

Californium

 

dang, well here's something I've never thought about lol...

Unununium for myself... what a crazy name...

 

Xenon because I had the hots for the girl in the Zenon movie on the disney channel when I was a kid

 

calcium, cause I like milk and strong bones and teeth

 

neon


cuz she's a gangsta

 

carbon is too old, lithium is too hot, hydrogen is too active and hungry and oxygen turns everything to red dust, unless it's organic and that's just sickening. copper and gold are pretty bright. silicon is common and hard, but it can poymerise like carbon and it's so transparent sometimes you can see right through it, but you always know where it's coming from, even if in it's clearity it becomes something of a camilion. i think i'd go with somekind of polymerized silicate, with maybe cuperous compounds intigrated into it's latice. malachite has really cool colors of green. azurite is sexy too.

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I'm gonna go with.... magnesium because you cant look at me directly when I am on fire incase you damage your eyes.




... what am I talking about?

 

Arsenic

So i can die after for being so stupid as to have sex with a element.

 

Looks like we got ourselves a Chem major... slut. Bet you just go around fucking all the elements.

jk