how to pass a hiar test

well my school has resorted to only hair testing and i was wondering if anyone knew anyways to pass one other than buzzing my head and hair in other areas or bleaching my hair. just wondering man.

 

dude. i have the same fuckin prob. i'm right there with you. but if you look in High Times magazine, there is something that you can buy, or something? i'm not sure. i'll check back here and see if we both can find some good answers. good luck man.

 

Umm, your school is drug testing students?!? I'm so glad that I grew up in the early 90's...

ps if you shave your head suddenly, that makes you even more suspiscious...good luck...

 

yeah but....you'll have no hair to test!

 

Ahh, this guy I knew had to take a hair test for a job. He shaved his legs, head, arms, eyebrows, etc. Then, the tester said-drop your pants! Oops.

 

damn dude, i cant believe they are testing in schools. i thought that was only a myth

 

LOL, he seriously did that? Damn. Just stop puffing.

 

Well, hair tests can be pretty in depth. I think it's like 1 month=0.5 inches of hair. So, it's pretty hard to quit and it NOT show up.

 

Is this a private school?

 

yeah, I know...but cutting off every strand of hair...fuck. That would be a nightmare.

 

yeah, lucky me goes to a boarding school. cant wait to get out. sometimes its actually really nice living on your own, but i'm not very good with rules...

 

Nobody 15 years old should be doing drugs. I hope they catch your ass and throw you in re-hab-- not that it does any good-- but you might get to meet some real strung-out losers who started young like you. Might turn your head around.

 

wow. you know what? your real funny...know why? cause i'm NOT 15. and i'm sure many people on this site my age would find that offensive. i dont know what your problem is, but you need to chill the fuck out.

 

Well, Freefallin, did I mention your name? How stupid are you? I was referring to Hemp726 who started this thread. Duh!

I don't give a rat's ass who is offended-- many of the idiotic pro-drug posts on these forums offend my intelligence, but that's what free speech is all about.

My problem? I've seen too many of my friends die young from drugs-- and every goddamn one started on pot.

 

yes its a private school

 

im sixteen now if that changes anything

 

but does anyone know any other alternatives than the two i said to start with.

 

THUDLY. i'm sorry, i dont want to start anything and i was misunderstood. i do understand where you are coming from. lets please end this in a peaceful way. what i meant to say was that teens today do get into pot, but some do not branch out more than that. some do, and thats a different story all together. some people on pot have thier head on straight, and some dont. but your right, this is a free speach site, and therefor everyone has their right. so, i dont know what you think, but i must have had something on my mind, but i'm sorry. this forum by hemp726 is just a question, and he shouldnt be judged.

 

Just why the fuck shouldn't he be judged? You mean a 58 year-old man who went through all that shit when he was 19 hasn't the right to judge a 16 year-old nit-wit who should be studying instead of getting wrecked? Bullshit!


All you druggies and wanna-be-liberals would like nothing more than a valueless society where no one would be judged and every sort of outrageous behaviour would be tolerated and considered normal. Fuck that noise! I heard that in the 60's and I'm still hearing it now; I'm tired of hearing it.

There's nothing normal about a child screwing up his life and wrecking his mind. Take your ignorant blather over to the Young Hippie forum-- maybe they'll appreciate it.

 

so I take if you fail you'll get expelled or something?