help me now

im seriously angry at a CAT and im gonna cry.

am i cracking up?

im not afraid im gonna hurt her but im really really frustrated. she wont stop.

 

whats she doing? i like cats. we got 3 but one is perscribed to anti-depressants...how the vet knows he is depressed is beyond me.

 

haha really? i love cats.

i feel really bad but my one cat... is driving me crazy... i have some anxiety right now and want to be left alone like that and she just... she fetches and she LOVES it. she WONT leave me alone about it. i cant even type without her jumping on my shoulder every two mins., meowing in my ear and then biting it (playfully).. then she jumps down and STARES.. then jumps up and does that again.

this has been going on every night lately, all night. i just want her to go take a nap or something. i feel bad... i dont know... im truly upset at a cat... im not in the mood to play with her...

 

never hurt the kitty, poor inocent kitty

 

oh god. im not gonna hurt her. i just wish there was a way to tell an animal to "please give me some space for a half hour' know what i mean?

 

its frustrating cause this cat truly is obsessed with me and normally i like that. she follows me around and has to be near me constantly. normally that is okay but im just not in the mood to have have on my shoulder meowing in my ear a hundred times tonight.

there really is no way to express that to an animal like i said though.

actually after i made this thread i looked down at her, calming down a bit by her fetching toy and i feel bad. so im playing fetch with her now.

animals cant "get" certain things.... i just need to calm down....

 

my kitty is like that.. we have the "kitty room" when she is too obnoxious she gets locked in her bedroom .... but not for long...

 

Who was it passing up a chance to waste cats the other Night? *L*

 

Odd...lately my cat has been hanging around my "feet space", probably about 3 seconds after I sit down on the couch after getting home from work.

It's driving me absolutely fucking nuts. I positioned some lumber I had lying around so she couldn't get to the feet, but she found her way through and milled about my feet until...

I tied about 4 feet of jute twine onto a yardstick, and attached a cat toy mouse on the other end of the string thats been covered in catnip grown last season and dried over the winter.....

Then whip the toy mouse back & forth, so the cat wigs out and chases it like shes on the hunt...

It's fun, it gets the cat highed up and wears her out so she's not cramping my karma, and everybody is happy...

 

my cat's a total perv. every time i'm naked she tries to get all up on me and lick me and stuff. and if i touch her, even to push her away there's an instant puddle of drool on me. it's freaky. and my aunt's dog (female) always humps me, and only me, as soon as i'm in the room. fucking lesbian animals.

 

My one cat Blues is exactly as you describe. There are times when I get home from work and just want to chill alone and he is crawling all over me, which is very sweet of him, but sometimes I just want my space and don't feel like giving him attention.

My other cat Jazzmin, she's the total opposite. She doesn't give me the time of day most of the time, just likes to chill out and sleep by herself and not be bothered, even when I desire her attention.

No happy cat medium in this household I tell ya.

 

Arrggh...damn drooling cats! Mine'll inch up during sleep time & I'll wake up to my eyes being licked...sandpaper cat toungue on the eyes is an odd feeling when you first wake up....

 

Kill it.

I'm working on killing the woodpecker that wakes me up at sunrise every morning by pecking my roof, but I can't think of a socially acceptable way to do it (ie: I can't shoot it because I live in an urban neighborhood, and only black people can publicly sport guns in urban neighborhoods without raising a fuss).

I have this terrible fear that anything I try to do will backfire, and I'll die listening to that stupid Woody-Woodpecker laugh.

 

just be thankful it's not a human with motormouth that doesn't ever let you think streight or dream your own deams either one, and refuses to use their own otherwise perfectly good brain either. compared to that, cats i can deal with.

bites, scratches, clawing up my leg to get to my lap, pouncing my toes under the covers, sand paper tongue, i'll take that ANY day!

=^^=
.../\...

 

the last time I got mad at a cat.....well, this story is better left untold.

 

i hate that feeling, when you're all anxious & it feels like your skin hurts & some one or some thing won't leave you alone. god, it's horrible. can you lock it in your bedroom or put it outside? if not, can you go for a little freak-out walk? got somehing to beat up on, like a pillow?

 

She senses something is wrong and is trying to help. It's sad though 'cause if you make her feel like a bother then when you want her company she won't want yours. Just pet her a few time and take things easy.

 

I know just what you mean. I don't have a cat at the moment because I live on a really busy street and I don't want the worry, but I was at my friend's house and her cat was spazzing out and annoying me so much... I just wanted her to back off for a few minutes.

 

There's a proof for reincarnation in that somewhere...

 

im glad you guys understood and didnt think i was a psycho bitch. cause i felt like it.