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hope it puts a smile on someones face

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by retrofishie, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. retrofishie

    retrofishie Senior Member

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    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
    little lisp ...
    , between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
    As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her
    level and
    asks, "Do you mean a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or
    maybe
    one like that cute bwown wabbit over there?"
    She in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees and says,
    in a tiny,
    quiet voice, "I don't think mt pet python weally gives a thit."
     
  2. EMMAh

    EMMAh Senior Member

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    Hahahahaha that's amazing!
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i like it
     
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