Sleeping in the Park!

I absolutely LOVE sleeping in the park! The weather is great and the sun's energy is sooooo refreshing. Plus, an bunch of old head hippies came up to me and talked for a while when I woke up. Plus, I started getting a tan!

 

Oooooh I don't know if I can share ur enthusiasm. I slept in the park only once (couldn't find my car) and I was constantly on gaurd. Possibly becuase I had $60 in my pocket. I can definetly understand where you're coming from though. The morning in beautiful.

 

the park that i go to is typically filled with positive energies, so I need not to worry. Plus, I leave all my stuff in my car.

 

well if your not expecting to sleep in the park i can see why you would be bummed....

 

I have to reply to this thread because not only have I slept in a park before, but the name of the poster above me ("cheese-wiz"), reminds me of a story where I fell asleep outside in the park naked.

I was doing a little nude streaking around 3am a few summers ago, and sat on the grass against a big tree that was right near some benches and main concrete walkway. . I accidentally fell asleep right there, and luckily woke up while it was still dark, but when I woke up my cheap, plastic "streaking watch" was gone, and my penis was covered with cheese wiz sprayed all over it. LOL

It was a cheap watch that I only used for working, and well streaking, so it didn't bother me, but appearently I had a visitor, or visitor(s) while asleep. A little scary I guess.

 

Yeah, I really wouldn't want people messing with my crotch while I was asleep. That would be bad...

 

It makes me wonder else they did if anything, and it makes me a little nervous that one or more strangers were messing with me while I was asleep. Also rodents could have come up to taste that cheese wiz and possibly bit something else!!! That would not only be extremely painful, but what about rabies?!

 

Yeah, bad move on your part. Don't fall asleep naked in public areas from now on, there's a lot of fucked up people out there, to say nothing of mischevious adolescents.

 

Oh crap! that was you?!

 

Probably some teenagers I guess like you say. The empty can of the cheese whiz was laying right on the ground next to me, and every bit of it must have been used on me, because there was a lot. Sounds like something a teen might do...I always seem to be hard in my sleep too, so I woke up with a woody protruding from a mound of soft cheese, and I do have a sense of humor, so while going home I did chuckle a bit. I had to wipe it off as best as I could, but it was a sticky mess.

 

sounds like a shroom trip...lol

 

thanks for ruining cheese whiz for me.....now i need to go wash my brain out

 

LMAO! Sorry wiz, but your name and the topic of sleeping in the park reminded me of it.

 

Bumble - you're gorgeous by the way.

 

thank you! I look a lil' different. I have dreads now, but you wouldn't be able to tell in the pic in my signature anyway. BTW, you are VERY lucky to live in Austrailia!!!

 

It's usually beautiful outdoor weather and you can stay outside naked without getting cold . or sabotaged by cheesewhip. You have to send me a dread pic. Must! Nah, you don't have to. But have fun sleeping in the park. I certainly won't be sleeping anywhere outdoors in the near future cause I'm in Tasmania and it's freezing! Anyhoo,

 

i'll be posting my dreadie pictures tomorrow!

 

This mite sound weird but tape your cash behind/under your junk... saved my riches many a night. I grew up a suburbanite hippy in the summers of kanata. (sleeping in more parks then my paren'ts house (parent's didn't like so much and kicked out) but I digress sleeping in the park is ill just snatch a less visible spot. Think che Think guerilla even for something as simple as sleep

 

It's not the first time something has happened to me while sleeping outdoors, it just was amusing that the topic was about sleeping in the park, and "Cheese Wiz" made a reply to it. It reminded me of that specific event after I haven't thought about that for a long time.

I remember a time in the hot summer, that I fell asleep while naked and fishing off the bank of a small stream in a what I thought was a remote part of the woods (I fish a lot in the nude every summer, and there have been other things that have happened, but this one is most relevent because I was asleep). I had a few beers and fell asleep against a tree. I woke up to a dog licking my penis which was hard, and two women wearing those straw gardening hats. They had the dog on a leash. They were middle aged I'd say. They told me it was their property, and that I wasn't allowed to fish there without permission. I apologized and told them I didn't know that. They were good about saying thy understood how I could not know. They asked if I always skinny dip as well, and they were both laughing when she asked. I said I just enjoy doing things in the nude outdoors when I can.

We actually talked for a little while, and it turned out they live alone and run a dog kennel on the property. They were lesbians too, as they openly admitted (I never aske, they just said it). So by the end of the conversation which was fun because I was naked, they told me I could fish on the property in the nude. That was before I had moved to this state, but I ended up fishing there a few more times aftwerward but never ran into them, though I tried.

 

Thats the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard! Awesome