this actually made me chuckle

>CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>
>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
>The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
>He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
>She directs him down the correct aisle.
>A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
>She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
>He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
>store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
>tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
>So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

 

thats fucking hilarious

 

I'll no longer wonder bout you...

 

haha what anders?

 

Nothing... not a thing. *g*

 

yes im in a better mood today.

 

ack

 

Don't wanna rape/pillage/kill?

 

^not much.

 

shucks

 

used shop towels?

 

eew no

i'll bleed on your good blanket :X

 

hah reminds me of a comic who said shem he was 15 and a tampon fell out of a backpack he made some comment about how just thought she rolled shitty joints made me giggle.