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Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Rasta Zombie, Apr 2, 2006.

  1. Rasta Zombie

    Rasta Zombie Member

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    So ehhh.....HOW EXACTLY DO YOU.....ehhhh...do the do....I am new at this....so give me all the steps....to doing... the dew...yeah...
     
    Rasta Zombie, Apr 2, 2006
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  3. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Are you talking about sex or a particular sex act?

    Birds do it.
    Bees do it.
    Even educated fleas do it.
     
    Hacker, Apr 3, 2006
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  5. Rasta Zombie

    Rasta Zombie Member

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    How do you have sex!?
     
    Rasta Zombie, Apr 3, 2006
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  7. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Well, first you have to determine if you are a male or female. To do this, look between your legs.

    Do you see a long (or not so long), cylindrical object, or a fleshy crater?

    Whichever one you see, start looking for the other one, and insert. Rinse. Repeat.

    For best results, bring incense, candles, and R&B music.
     
    Rigamarole, Apr 3, 2006
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  9. Nolan14

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    according to the porn industry you should not use r&b but in fact havy industrial or techno music and bright lights and have many people preasont to make the situation pleasant. you should also engage in aerobatical and gymnastic-like activitys for proper insertion and never make contact exept at the graoin area. Thank you porn for teaching us how to do it right!
     
    Nolan14, Apr 3, 2006
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  11. Crimson

    Crimson Member

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    HAHAHA.. NOW THATS FUNNY....
    Come on dude you cannot be even have serious.. didnt they teach you kids this in school.. didnt your parents talk to you.. go to borders... pick up a tape and educate yourself
     
    Crimson, Apr 4, 2006
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  13. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Find the anal cavity. It's the one that looks like this: *.

    Slap some butter on your dong and pop it in there.

    That's the only way to do it. Any other way is WRONG.

    Rahah. Fleshy crater.
     
    toolmaggot, Apr 10, 2006
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