Dirty sex quiz

Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for the previous person to answer?

Rules:

Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!

1. Would you have sex with me?
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2. What positions would u want to be in?
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3. Would u give me oral pleasure?
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4. Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up?
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5. Would you have sex with me on the first night we met?
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6. Would you give me a naked pic?
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7. Would you do me in a hot steamy shower?
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8.Would you let me handcuff you or tie you up to the bed?
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9. Would you join me in a 3-some ?
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10. What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me?
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11. Would you talk dirty to me while while we had sex?
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12. Where would you like to be when we have sex?
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13. Would you have sex with me in front of other people?
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14. Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night?
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15. Would you have sex with me in the rain, bending me over the hood of a car?
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16. Would you mind if we got nasty and dirty like in a porno?
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17. Would you have phone sex with me?
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18. Would you ever cheat on me?
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19. If I gave you a piece of my heart would you love it or let it go?
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20. Would you have sex with me once and then leave me the next day?
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21. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to have sexy with you??
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Answer to 18: Why? Are we gonna get married? I don't even KNOW you.

Answer to 19: I would send it to the pathology lab. They're the ones that deal with pieces of human organs.

Regarding # 21: How do you have 'sexy' with someone?

 

I would have sexy with anyone who asked!

 

22: Are you an annoying cock-knocker?

YES

 

Winston my man, Don't fret. I appreciate your efforts to get laid here. Miss Morgan, You are a funny gal. I love your "tude"...

heehee...

 

Previous person? WTF?

 

Oh, I didn't say I wouldn't fuck him. I just said he was annoying.

Yeah, what's this "previous person" bullshit?

 

Answer the quiz as if the poster who posted right before you was asking.

 

If the criteria for getting it on with you is based on how annoying a person can be, why have you not been introduced to Mr. Winky?

 

Oh, that's actually pretty cool. Sorry, Wins. I take back that cock-knocker stuff.

 

I guess now I have to decide whether or not I would have sex with AllieCat and Hacker "in the rain, bending me over the hood of a car."

 

Ooooo!!! I can't wait to see this one!!!!

Allie, I hope you aren't offended by my obtusity!!!

A bird and a cat... in the rain... better bring my raincoat...

Mwuhahahaha!

I just realized I was dreaming again...

Sorry about that guys...

 

Hood of a car huh? In the rain. Is that the way you want it?

Then that's the way you're gonna get it, baby.

 

Question.

Do I still get to be there?

 

Depends on the car. A small hood may not have enough room for three people.

 

I'll roll up in a caddy then...

I NEED this...

 

Winston's gonna be awfully mad that Hacker's stealing his women, lol.

 

Stealing? Women are not property man.

Sheesh...

They won't give me no play anyway, dude...

But thanks for the thought!

I think he'll be pissed that no one is filling out his survey though...

haha

 

Twas only a joke man.

Sheesh...

I know he'll be pissed, lol.

 

I'm not even sure what the the survey IS. But I'm pretty sure that I don't care.