How to speak about woman anb be politically correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN”.
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE”.
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE”.
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"- She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY”.
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION”.
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED”.
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED”.
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED”.
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE”.
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED”.
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR”.
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER”.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY”.
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN”.
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS”.
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION”.
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS”.
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL”.
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION”.
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY”.
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED”.
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED”.
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE”.

 

Psst....

There are people in power writing that down as we speak!!

Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep!!!!!

What a fucking joke the United Kingdom can be sometimes..

 

I found this fucking hilarious lol

 

Heheh that was great, I am going to start saying "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS”

 

lol... that one's getting forwarded...

 

That shit was funny as hell! Nice!

 

Totally! lol

 

That was some good shit man, loved it.

 

hahaha i love "verbally repetative".