Tackiest NZ town

Sorry Daniel, but I am honestly going to have to say Palmy. Just about every single I person I know there is a tradge and Bex is literally the only girl there I know who isn't a slut. Daniel is the only random person in the whole of Palmy. ahhhhhhhh man, mind you I just realised I had forgotten about Masterton ah man now its hard to choose the tackiest.

Anyway, everyones personal thoughts?? Im bored.

This is Gloria btw *randomly realises I have a new user name and prolly none of you know its me*

 

Fuck, can't POSSIBLY forget Wanganui.

sexy, sexy Buzz bar packed to the brim with white trash.

 

I wasnt born in Palmy North so i dont care, tackiest town indead g, i agree although whakatane comes up with the funniest name, look up what Tane means in moari and u'll see why its funny, and we all know what whaka is pronounced like lol

 

i was born in palmy.

so tradge

Doug

 

opps baleted

 

Yeah Ive noticed everyone who moves to Palmy becomes reall, jerks/a**holes and backstabbers. I've been here for so long that it doesn't bother me no more but I'm looking to get out and move to Wellington in December/January this year/Next year

 

umm in terms of pure tack - maybe somewhere like Queenstown or even Taupo - beutiful place that is being spoiled by touristy shops and general expolititiveness.

and then of course you have the raft of vegases, which all suck - Roto-vagas, Ash-vegas, Inver-vegas, Mos-vegas....

and Hamilton. Shitter of a place.

 

Yeah i hate the term Vegas, i mean everytime I hear "Rora-Vegas i think of sh*tty Mazda Rotaries, I hate Rotary cars as you can tell. Just coz 90% of the people who have them think they are gods gift to the world

 

Oh COME ON... What are you people?

it's TOTALLY Foxton. And do you know why? Because not only does it have a wonderful resort such as "foxton bible camp" to entice the average tourist, its also got an amazing slogan to suck you in. *ahem*

"FOXTON: THE FOXTOWN OF NEW ZEALAND"

I'd just like to state for the record that New Zealand does not HAVE any foxes.

Huh.

-Tamsyn

 

LMAO!!!! omg that actually takes the raspberry slice, this time.

 

we saw some magic ones on the way to waikaia -
including
*Balclutha - It's the Big River Town! (with a MASSIVE exclamtion mark).

*Gore - it couldn't decide whether it was "the trout fishing capital of the world!" or "the New Zealand capital of country music!"

*there was some random place, starting with C, which said "welcome to our three horse town" (wtf?) I think that was the place where the main road was called Main Road and a side street was called Side Street (oh, the creativity)

but the winner, the absolute winner is "Roleston - City of the Future."

 

Nah has to be Wanganui (sorry G) "Well worth the Journey" lol but serious it wasn't worth no journey, Only good thing there was my Mate G and Mel and they both in Wellington now

 

ok... before you guys can say ANYTHING about tha worst town... have you been to Kerikeri?!?! UGH

 

greytown

 

wow... this thread came back from the dead.

 

Tamsyn you are SO random.
Me, Matt and Rosie were talking the other night bout how we cant wait for you to come back.
BTW, I am the biggest checkout bitch ever at the Warehouse.

 

i can't wait for her to come back either -do you hear that tamsyn? can we please all have a big fat stress when you get back? ark.

BTW, tamsyn, New World South Island has bought out buget choco Tammy's - we were doing the flat shop and I was hysterically hungover - i just about pissed myself.

an g, yeah go the checkout bitchness. Keep the dream alive. (i am giving you the thumbs up - the tackiest, most excessive punctuation markness of hand signals)

 

Na its "HAMILTON. CITY OF THE FUTURE." Sooo serious!

pfft! As bloody if, most of the people here are over 50yrs old. We have more old folks homes then we do high schools!!!

And we have 25 yr old guys who like to scam on chicks 10 yrs younger then themselves! Thats just wrong, very very wrong.

WAY TO GO HAMILTRON!! YOU WIN MY MOST TACKIEST TOWN AWARD. Well technically its a city but who gives a shit. And the bastards took x-air away from us! Grrr. Ohhhhh and my PRINCIPAL is running for mayor. QUEER bloody city, I tell ya!
I could go on forever..........................................

 

we have more retirement homes than high schools too.. and i knew a guy who at 21-25 (cant remember how old he is..) broke in a 14yr old.. so im guessing were the same..

and nirvana i gotta agree with ya on the rotor theory i dont like em as well

you dont happen to know samuel gordon do you? probaly about 17-18ish

 

ok, i am SORRY DO THIS.

but, although i love my city, and i love my country... i have to bag it this once.

if ANY of you have heard of PORIRUA CITY, i'll have you know, that you dont get much better.
infact, porirua, whose socio- economic levels are almost as low as the stupid white pants on these STUPID israeli sluts, i probably the most exciting town in the world. i mean, whoever said that gang violence isnt entertaining. and, NEWSFLASH you IDIOT of a city, the WHOLE of wellington knows your a shithole. you dont have to make up lies. yes, thats right folks, the slogan is


Porirua, its Amazing!

I kid you not. and every car that drives into porirua, drives straight back out again, screaming "bloody liars".

and to make MATTERS worse. ok, get this. and this, ladies and genltemen, is true. ok, the first ever whittikers (sp) peanut slab was invented in Porirua. cool huh? well, actually, last year, the IDIOTS that the run the joint decided that they needed some sort of slogan or something to make the city look better, or sound better or something. so they came up with plans for a HUGE whittikers peanut slab monument that sits on the harbour. THAT LIGHTS UP GOLD AT NIGHT!! so every poor son of a bitch trying to get to wellington, is blinded on their way by a giant, gleaming piece of chocolate. and, to make it worse, right next door, the plans were for a "peanut slab fun park", with peanut slides, and chocolate swings. HAHA!! what a JOKE.

and so that, my friends, is the city that i live in. i love my city, dont get me wrong, but a peanut SLAB?? if we go through with this, someone is going to have to change our slogan to


Porirua, pahahahahaHA!!