The dumbest thing ive ever done while stoned!!

Mr.green i do the same thing im like" dude today some lady was walking up the stairs and then ....... im hungry dude lets get something to eat"

 

had my usual bowl or two on the way home from work,,,, and stopped at the grocery store,,,, was zoned out on things other than shoppin and was extremely sore n tired.... grabbed a big ol bag of dog food,,,, why the fuck are the biggest bags of dog food closest to the floor... slung it up on the buggy like normal cept that i hit the pokey up upside down u things on the baby seat,,,,,, needless to say i had dog food tumbling everywhere,,,, hhb (still sober n straight) swore i did it on purpose n left turnin shades of red... and i was laughin my ass off... went n embarassedly told dude in purple shirt what a dumb fuck i was ,,, reassuringly n me still laughing n laffin with people goin by laffin n himself laffin that it were all ok,,,, i sorta left the buggy in one spot finsihed shoppin n went to pay waitin for for the second spillage all over the floor,,, sweeper man was already waitin,,,, lynrd,,, yup real name n spellin commented how i was clean for a change n began laffin,,, some stoner sweet lookin dude buyin beer was a laffin,,,, the cashier who was havin had a good laff n all n all what was realllllllllly embarassin cuz of my potheadedness was also cured with laffin from my potheadedness.... thankfully.....i dont go into stores straight... :&

 

I'm ignoring the rest of this thread...but FRISBEE FUCKING ROCKS!

Whoever mentioned frisbee that is...

 

lol i did the same thing with my first homemade bong. haha i was already really high and i decided that i wanted to test it out because i had just finished making it. at least mine was new though, so it wasn't nasty bongwater, but it was icewater so it was fucking cold

 

I forget who mentioned frisbee again, but it does rock.. my dog would agree!

 

i was dared to jump infront of a moving car...and i did and got 9 stiches in my thigh

it was only going about 15 mph though...still hurt

 

you know you could've died right? just fall on ur head wrong and boom ur a gone...er

But i'll give you 2 grams to do it again with a car goin 30 MPH

 

I got hit by a car when I was like 9 when I was visiting Korea for the summer. Luckily, nobody over there drives faster than ten miles an hour.

 

They will make an anti drug ad out of you.

 

hmmm probably when i first baked out a car and then me and my friend looked at each other and then looked down and our bowl was broken..donno how it happened..but definitly was stupid cause one of us probably did it...

eh whatever..

good times....


and for the person that jumped infront of that car...ur an idiot, but a respected idiot

 

Hahaahahahahaa thats pretty funny. That'll be a fun one to explain.