WHEN are people gonna learn that it's always the quiet ones?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mynameiskc, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    okay, here's the general rule. the big obnoxious noisy bastards may start a fight, fuck some shit up and in general ruin your party. but the quiet guy in the corner has some freaky shit planned for killing EVERYONE. that's why they're quiet, they don't want anyone running away before he can gun them down. he's a serial killer, he's a social outcast and HE HATES YOU. he's bored, he's mad, and he's got nothing better to do than to plan your demise. ever notice that when a serial killer is found, people say 'he was a really quiet, nice guy. i never woulda thought it of him." yeah, there's a few social killers out there, but they're not the big norm.

    this has been a public service announcement.
     
  2. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I'm quiet. Well, for the most part. Does that mean I'm going to go psycho on everybody? *cackles evilly*
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    no, it means you could if you got mad....i used to be quiet. lol. turns out i was terrifying. had to stop that.
     
  4. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Hmmm, I wonder if I ever look terrifying. *bears teeth and growls*
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    nope. you're adorable, precious and so cuddly. like my nice twin. but i've got no doubt you could fuck up someone's shit if you had to. me, i'd enjoy it.
     
  6. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm Not Quiet...

    I'm Plotting...
     
  7. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Awww, well thank you. *blushes*

    Damn straight mama, especially when it comes to my family! :H
     
  8. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    aah, thank goodness I've always either been friends with or was dating the quiet, scary kind who plot for world domination or at least the slaughter of 1/3 the worlds population
     
  9. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    There's a good George Carlin bit about this. He said "You watch the quiet one, I'm gonna watch the crazy motherfucker screaming and waving a machete in the air!" (Or something like that...)
     
  10. Dariah

    Dariah Member

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    Hooray for quiet people!
     
  11. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    I'm counting on the big obnoxious noisy bastards to sort the wimpy quiet guy in the corner out....

    Erm.. Please don't invite me to one of your party's!
     
  12. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    heh, im very quiet and introverted but im not planning to kill everybody. however, it's wrong for people to mistake my quietness for shyness or weakness- im not the type that you wanna piss off.
     
  13. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    I noticed that you said you weren't gonna kill EVERYBODY... that means you might just kill SOMEBODY... Hope it isn't me... I like you!

    :)
     
  14. EMMAh

    EMMAh Senior Member

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    It's kind of true.
    Whenever I don't talk people think I look really pissed off, when really I'm just daydreaming.
     
  15. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    I like you too... yer safe. ;) :D but you did pick out the key word in what i wrote "everybody".... hahahaha :D
     
  16. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    oh yah. people think all kinds of things when im just not in the mood to talk... like im in a bad mood or angry or snobby or all kinds of things. really i just dont see the need to talk all the time and am very introspective a lot.
     
  17. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    You sound like my husband... I think the word is "brooding"...

    haha
     
  18. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    heh :) i mean there are times when ill talk a lot. my husband has told me to calm down before i was talking so much but those times are rare.
     
  19. No1Boss

    No1Boss Member

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    hidden agenda or double psychology
     
  20. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    me too! especially if I'm staring out the bus or car window... I'm often just having a story or scenario running through my head, but my mouth kinda drops on the corners and I look all serious and upset when I'm really not, I'm just drifting
     
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