In 2 hours and 15 minutes

I will be having sex.

 

and we care because??

 

you don't want to know with what?

 

in about 13 days i will be having sex...and it will be readily accessible all the time. cant wait to move in with my partner

oh and congrats.....glad you are able to plan the event down to the moment. have you figured in how much foreplay you will be involved in? or you are just intending on using your hand....in that case i suggest you go get some "lubri-sperm"

 

its a long complex process......the start time is at 8 o'clock exactly. How long it takes isn't really up to me.

 

you must be donating sperm then?

 

donating it for a very good cause, yes.

 

Trying to get the wife pregnant again with another Ganja baby?

 

Hell fucking no.....as far as I'm concerned, the one I have now is way more than I will ever be able to handle.....NO MORE.

 

I said that after the first & second and the third is on its way.

 

I know how to keep my dick in my pants....

 

Oooh, touchy subject, I really struck a chord there didn't I?

So what's up with the countdown to sex time? I know I'll be getting mauled once the kids are in bed tonight, which, actually, they'll all be down by 8.

 

But if you're having sex tonight at 8:00, won't it be out of your pants? Am I missing something here?

 

so you will be getting skewered? hmmmm,

Skewer - To impale one's vagina ferociously....

 

Yes, I will be getting skewered. I know this because I haven't been able to keep my hubby's hands off me since he walked in the door. Except for now...he went to the store to get some cookies for the kids. But he'll be back in...*looks at clock* about 10 minutes.

 

I'm talented.....

 

Heheheh, yes, it would appear that way.

 

its sorta like magic, but not really.

 

Hmmm...you have awakened my curiousity...are you using a rubber imitation phallus this evening?

 

nope, no artificial sex toys.