The aesthetic of penises

"OK, what do you girls think about penises-are they beautiful or ugly? What is beautiful or ugly about them. Are they beautiful when they're hard or when they're soft, too? Is it the shape? the head? What about the balls, the scrotum? What is attractive or not about them and why? OK girls, what do you think?"


***This is not going to be a discussion about circumcision, that's not the topic at hand. PLEASE discuss what you like/dislike about the aesthetic of penises WITHOUT involving another circumcision debate. There are dozens of threads dealing with the pros and cons of circumcision, kindly leave them out of my thread***

 

Penises are beautiful, especially when hard. To see a penis that is hard is an obvious visual indicator that the guy is aroused by you or by what you are doing. To see a penis that is swollen with the veins sticking out and the precum dripping from it, it's like it is saying 'I want to enter you so bad'-it's just like it was MADE to fill my empty spot. Anytime I see an erect penis, either in real life or in pictures, I instantly get wet-in fact, all I have to do is THINK about one. I love the way that penis heads are shaped and how they feel when they are in me-they kind of look like a bullet, that's designed to shoot in me and fill me and soothe the ache that only it can soothe. Dicks are prettier when hard. Soft ones can be beautiful too, but it's a different kind of beauty. Balls can be beautiful, especially when they're pulled up tight against a really erect penis. And finally, I LOVE to see a man ejaculate, such a GORGEOUS sight. To see the head turn red or purple and then hear him moan as these BEAUTIFUL streams of white cum flow out-it's like all this pleasure is causing him to erupt his very insides out-and that's what gives life, that's where we all came from, his seed, and he's giving that to me-I can lay back forever and masturbate while thinking of gorgeous cocks erupting like that. My vote on penises is beautiful, all the way.

 

i laugh about 60% of the times i see a penis. they're hilarious looking. it's this person with some strange, almost independently acting, creature attatched to them.

and they're ugly. ...'cept when i'm really horny wich isn't that oftain.

 

Not quite.

Sperm + ovum = person

 

Maybe we should have a member's 'member' vote on who's is the best looking? hehe

 

weird as it sounds...totally agreed :embarassed face i cant seem to be able to do:

 

For eveybody's info: this is the NEW thread for girls to express their opinions about the penis, minus the mud-slinging and name calling. Come on girls, give us your input!

 

im gonna bump this becasue its predecessor was unfairly flooded and closed

 

I think all penises are beautiful... erect, flacid, semi...but I love the way they look right before ejaculation..mmmmm yummy...*Licks lips*

 

They are beautiful in their own way (speeking from only having been in close contact with one!) but they make me laugh too! They are just such.... odd things I guess!

 

They funny! Looks like god had some extra flesh and didn't know what to do with it and just stuck it there. I gotta supress giggles when a guy's strutting around at attention trying to impress me. Maybe I really ought to give up on guys and just be with girls since I'm not terribly good for guys' egos.

 

That foolish proud piece of flesh needs to be laughed at occasionaly.

 

Well, I am going to have to agree with most of the women above. The Penis is such an odd body part, but a very pretty one too. I think it is way more attractive when erect. I really like big balls, that hang low, don't know why. I can't think of one thing I dislike about it.


It is way more attractive than a vagina...but I'm gay

 

MmMm penis!

 

They're hideous. And funny as shit. You can do TRICKS with them. And make them move. That kicks ass.

But yeah. Real ugly.

 

need i remind you that these "hilarious looking things" are a neccesity for human reproduction? also, don't crit the opposite sex.. it's the way we are! :$

do i really need to explain what a penis is for?

 

I find a vagina to be much more hideous, but that's just me.

 

As the posser and user of one, I am humbled by the thought that the thing is anything but a thing! I use it several times a day, it functions beautifully in two areas of life and it brings me both relief and pleasure. But it is just a thing. I never thought of it as ugly or beautiful. Shows what the owners manual left out! I most appreciate the comments about it's making a woman laugh. I must remember to take it out in public more often to bring visual joy to those who find it 'funny looking.' I love the thing!

 

I've never seen an ugly one & loved them all.

 

I happen to think they're just lovely. As long as they smell ok..