Why is it not OK to fart?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DancerAnnie, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    If I blindfolded you could you tell which one did it? Is there like a ladies type fart and a man's fart?
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Not sure bell, I've never smelled a woman's fart...mostly because I know girls that have enough class to be discrete about it. If i was blindfolded, i have a feeling the man's would smell worse, though.
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    it's not okay to fart because little particles of shit and gas coming out of your ass physically attach themselves to the olfactory receptors inside other people's noses, which is how we perceive scent and a great deal of taste. it's nasty. take it elsewhere. lol. burps don't have little particles of shit being dispersed into the air.
     
  4. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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    I never thought about it, but odors are molecules.

    So everytime you smell a fart, you are essentially eating shit!

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  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    yup. it's nasty.
     
  6. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Today...Or is that Yesterday?

    I Walked Past a Group of College Girl...And they were Laughing About One of them Farting...

    It Stunk...

    But No Worse Than When my Dog Farts...
     
  7. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    i think it all depends on what you eat:p
     
  8. OpenEyesOfTheWorld

    OpenEyesOfTheWorld Member

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    Gotta agree with the rest of the guys, Girls farting is far away from cool. The only way it would ever be acceptable would be if the smelled like roses and it came out in the form of a phish song...yea that would make it "ok"
     
  9. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    ahahaha:D
    well you're out of luck:p
     
  10. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    Hey - heres a challenge - see if you can get the same photo - but with it LIT.
    Now.... how would you do that?
     
  11. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    That was a pretty picture lol.
     
  12. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    i have never been at all shy about farting. im just not obnoxious about it, which is really what makes farting anattractive in the first place.
     
  13. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    i am a crude lady and if i have to fart, i do. i dont do it at work or in all places. but if i am at home with my loved one i will make a joke of it. there is something extremely humorous about this loud bass noise coming from the butt flute.
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    it's different with your family.
     
  15. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Sorry, but if I have to fart, I'm going to. It's just soooo uncomfortable if I hold it in. Plus I'm a vegetarian, and we always have more gas.
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    can't you step outside or something? it's like a physical invasion sometimes. i know it's natural and we all have to do it, but damn, not in an inclosed space where the shit just keeps milling about in the air...
     
  17. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    i will fart in my cubical if i am struck with pain, but i do try to be mindful of others around...
    of course as i stated that excludes family and friends....them people i will pride myself on stinking them out of a room;)
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    well, you know, some things can't be helped. but i usually try to make it to the bathroom or some such neutral area with good ventilation. it just makes me crazy. i get all claustrophobic knowing that some random human's shit is crawling up my nose and STICKING. EEEEK! i have to leave the room.
     
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