Why is it not OK to fart?

But it's OK to burp?

I'm sorry, but if I have to fart, I'm going to do it.

LOL

 

It's not ok to fart? Oh man, no wonder I get such dirty looks from people!

 

females fart?

 

I just did in the computer lab at school and you should have seen some of the looks I got!

 

um, 2 problems I have with this thread:

Why is it not ok to fart? um, because it's FARTING!

But it's ok for u to burp... um, equally gross.

 

But if you don't fart, you cause yourself so many internal problems...

not to mention, holding one in is umcomfortable and sometimes impossible.

 

well, if u must, then fart into a pillow then run away!

 

Your not farting into MY pillow - it needs washing as it is....

 

man just yesterday i heard dilligaf cut a juicy one in a crawl sapace we was workin n..

im glad she was 100 foot away an not playin her.. "sorry" (silent but deadly game) in the truck..

man if ya poot have some respect an open the fuckin window before the other person smells it,, when possible??

my farts never stink..
pfft..

 

Anyway - who said it's ok for girls to burp....

I had a girlfriend who could burp whole sentences - on our own it was funny.But when your all dressed up and sitting in a quiet restaurant...

I reckon she thought she was Bridget Jones or somethink....

If you can fluff a tune - 'blowin in the wind'... or something I'd let you off - or just let one off in unison...

 

I like bustin ass in elevators where the smell can't escape. That's the best.

 

I laughed so hard at this that my head touched the screen - probably the jd - Itreated myself..

 

I agree with the original post.

 

It's got to come out of there somehow. Now you find a new passage way and we'll talk about it.

 

There really should be a secret compartment for ill noises lol.

 

Haha, this reminds of something that my bartender said today

He said he wanted to ask if he could have this Saturday off, but admitted, "That would probably go over like a fart in church"

 

I remember this line I once heard that should go on this thread hope ya'll get a laugh from it. "Its better to burp and taste it then fart and waste it"! lmfao Idk why i even remembered that sayin. But yeah i dont really care if u do or dont. there is certain places i find it very unapplealing like when ur havin sex and ur my man.......dont fart while ur havin sex doh that is a def. turn off for me and i am sure a lot of other girls. then if ur at the dinner table.....dont rip a big ole stinky one there right at the table so everyone can smell it thats pretty gross too. but burpin.......eh go ahead it dont matter i think other religions or whateva think that if u burp after ur mean, or so i once read. that it means that u enjoyed ur meal. cool enough for me. def. have to let er rip if i am drinkin some soda and liquor or some beer cause damn that carbonation can get to u. sorry must just be a flatulant person or somethin. >>>>burps out loud* ahhhhhh

 

I'll admit it, I'd be turned off by hearing or smelling a woman's fart. Unfair, but honest.

Not that I love mens farts

 

it's not un ok, just a considerate thing to avoid doing where others can't escape from it. you know like if you can without killing yourself of anything. otherwise certainly better out then in.

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Ain't that the truth?

I get belly aches if I hold my farts in!