what if

What ifI could all of a sudden turn a cucumber into a maneating piece of bread with no sauce whatsoever on it... What if I could make this world a big huge carrot with no potato on it's foot?? what would you say to that?

 

I would say something like....
"Why would a carrot need a potato on its foot.... whats with the sauce.... are you on drugs?"

 

no it was just something cooking up in my mind. sorry about that.. just a random thought for this random thred

 

I would feel obliged to inform you that french albino lobsters can't dance without hairy marcupial ideaolgistakonsz

 

This kind of stuff belongs in pure bull.

 

Hey! juz cuz you don't speak the language doesn't mean I'm fendering up my tennis rackets on the southern apex of steve

 

haaa haaaa.. cute. did you know that a man has a testicle that can be made into a cacoon with the spinning of breast milk?

 

I'd say you are trying entirely too hard to be random.

 

Nay. In my case the above are examples of what my posts look like when I don't edit them.


Now stop chasing guitar weasals into back alley bus stop cliche's before the king's reindeer explode

 

I'd say: ¨Good for you!¨

 

I enjoy your randomness... it's very interesting to me and very educational indeed seeing as how little beavers cant fin their way back home to the nest of a bird.

 

Thank you iscream and seeing that you are quite proficiently raNDOM yourownself I would likewise gargle to nominate my elbows for freedom zepplins at 4:00pm old snakebellows-monkey-roundspigit-time in the ashtray of an old wizards smokeclouds.

 

i would say you are not quite ready for the responsibilities
of full godhood but you that you have at least learned to
crawl while the rest of us are still congradulating
ourselves on having leared to wiggle our fingers and toes

=^^=
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your very welcome Naykidape... have you ever seen a cherry in a bowl of water on a sailboat??

 

thanks.. but i don't want to be in the godhood... too much work!! I want to relax and think random thoughts