There is really no nice way to put this

It was once said a picture says a thousand words. (The size of this picture should indicate just how much you need.)




Please use

 

not gonna happen...

 

I do not get it. Is this supposed to be a joke or is it not?

 

that wicked offensive smell
the one you know so well
it's ver-ry offensive to Bell
it's funky

It's start at 6am
and last to half past 10
I can't remember when
you used speed stick

I say man ick yes man ick
it smells so bad now
here use a bar of soap
here it is you dope
I'll even show you how
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This song is for all those people that forgot their under arm protection. (I thought I was one earlier but I didn't get funky just sweaty.

 

Can someone explain this to me? Seriously...I don't get it.

 

but, but, but, im tryin to be a hippy.....

 

a lot of the times I just loose my deodorant, but all my shirts smell of something good so I dont care and the people around me dont... it all works itself out

 

I use suave lavender deodorant.

 

if I don't smell good I just stand by somebody who does

that way people don't know I smell bad.........

 

if i run out i use womens

 

It doesn't matter what kind of deodorant i use, I still sweat like a champ and smell like a pig. Maybe that's why I have no friends..

 

I use Almay. No scent from it no scent from me.

 

i see you like the old boy rick james

 

I use all natural Tom's of Maine because I am a hippy but I still want to smell nice. Really though, I think I have some kind of problem because I hardly sweat at all. Probably the fact that it doesn't get above 70 F here helps with that too though.

 

The person who smells good knows......

 

Yeah, I heard that he made an impression at some music awards show.

 

i either use toms of main or burts bees

so id have to say...

...fuck speed stick

 

Um dude, not all fucking hippies smell bad, damnnit, get ur fucking facts straight!

 

Calm down, she can't really smell you through the internet. This is pretty much the joke forum. Don't take anything too seriously. As you will notice, you're the only one who did.


(you should also notice, I didn't call you a n00b, I'll let it go this time...)

 

as a hippy id have to say that , yes, i do smell...but its only to piss my mom/teachers off