Im just in shook!

Most guys are more slutty than any girls will ever be

 

You're obviously hanging out with the wrong girls.

 

something tells me spooner has more diseases than your average prostitute does....

 

Yeah. I'm scared to get tested... j/k.

Ahh more stories though.

 

hahahha

 

my school has soo many fucking pregnant chicks there
god damn..haha
it's an epidemic..

 

this is why i use a condom everytime...cause you know me, im just a big ol' horny bunny rabbit

 

hhhaha aww

 

Sometimes I wake up early in the morning, get a hot steaming cup of coffee and go "God, I wish someone would walk up and slap me in the face with a condom"...

I'm still waiting for that day to come.

 

wait..does the condom have to be on? a penis?

 

Yeah suuure Paul

 

No?

 

im serious I use so many condoms, i've had to start a tab. gonna be indebt for the next 5 years

 

Start a condom store
And call it CoverYourStickey Mart
Or something even more osé

 

it doesnt count if there isnt another person involved, sweetie.

 

start a condom store...to pay the the big debt im in for the all the condoms that i have bought...my god, this is pure genious antonie!

 

i know...

 

aha im still surprised that no one has commented on the title of this thread.

"Im still in shook" ahaha Im jk Kelly, you know I love you.. even tho u cant spell for crap

 

didnt even notice it. o's and c's are pretty similar looking

 

Hahahaha